You know, those face exercises are a bit ridiculous but done faithfully and over time they do wonders. I know by overcoming debilitating Bell's palsy. I can heartily recommend this book by Carol Maggio and you can buy one for 71¢.
When you are as naturally unlikable as Hillary, with only the die-hard command and control left to blindly worship, the media must do what they can to give her a lift.
The Clintons are carefully choreographed. It's all hype. All of it. Her desperate climb to power is based on targeted moves, media narrative assistance, and image messaging.
Was that supposed six month timeout to recover from a concussion really about recovery time after a massive face lift? Even if it wasn't, between photo-shop and carefully managed appearances under the most flattering possible lighting the MSM can deliver she'll come across as the perfect suburban matron of a certain age and that should be enough to put her over the finish line first.
The Odious Hillary! She might be better off with the glasses and the wrinkles. It's more authentically statesmanesque, like she was caught in the act of actually once or twice giving a shit about the best interests of the nation. Grave matters deeply pondered, not, oh no, how do I get out of this now? Instead of dressing up like some sort of ageless grinning granny elf.
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AS I say, the mileage is really showing.
They must have waterboarded Paula Deen until she gave up the name of her favorite retoucher.
Hype. Photo-shop. Hillary! needs it.
When you are as naturally unlikable as Hillary, with only the die-hard command and control left to blindly worship, the media must do what they can to give her a lift.
It's not "marvelous", its "MAHvaless".
Edwaaaard, I told you she would do a makeover when the time came. That long hair she wore was the worst for a woman her age and she knew it.
The proles are just going to eat up a gal that can throw back a shot.
Will she run? Can she win the nomination? Can she win the presidency?
The Clintons are carefully choreographed. It's all hype. All of it. Her desperate climb to power is based on targeted moves, media narrative assistance, and image messaging.
deborah said...
Edwaaaard, I told you she would do a makeover when the time came. That long hair she wore was the worst for a woman her age and she knew it.
The proles are just going to eat up a gal that can throw back a shot.
Will she run? Can she win the nomination? Can she win the presidency?
2 points:
First, she seems unable to hold a lift (or anything) for very long.
Second, she's still very unlikable, no matter if she holds her booze like Reginald Van Gleason III.
Then there's the real possibility she'll be opposed for the nomination by Fauxcahontas.
Nude, hot oil cage match, anyone?
I'm telling The Blonde on you.
Chief Liz could really, really bring it.
Was that supposed six month timeout to recover from a concussion really about recovery time after a massive face lift? Even if it wasn't, between photo-shop and carefully managed appearances under the most flattering possible lighting the MSM can deliver she'll come across as the perfect suburban matron of a certain age and that should be enough to put her over the finish line first.
She looks fresh faced here.
That's what counts.
Putin probably thinks Hillary's vanity and cosmetic work isn't "the worst quality for a woman" either, like her weakness.
Horrid Pooter cuts right to the chase.
The Odious Hillary!
She might be better off with the glasses and the wrinkles. It's more authentically statesmanesque, like she was caught in the act of actually once or twice giving a shit about the best interests of the nation. Grave matters deeply pondered, not, oh no, how do I get out of this now? Instead of dressing up like some sort of ageless grinning granny elf.
Everyone looks better with botox - until it wears off.
then it's time for the staple gun.
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