Monday, September 9, 2013

Patrick Stewart Got Married

"What's getting knighted mean?" a child will ask you someday. Your modernized reply: "It means you get called Sir with a capital S, and also that Gandalf officiates your wedding. When you want to announce that you got married, you can do it with a picture of yourself and your new wife smiling in a ball pit — the thing like at Chuck E. Cheese, you remember? — and everyone will see it and be so happy."

Congratulations.

Vulture

3 comments:

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

That website is aimed at morons.

Sydney said...

Is that the same girl whose feet he was playing with in the video you posted a week or so ago?

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

So Gandalf marries Captain Pickard?

How Modern!