Described this way upon her hire, by an unnamed senior official who elaborates "she is a team player in every sense." Her present job, for now, is special assistant to the President and House legislative affairs liaison, and not just regular assistant.
Barvetta managed her rage with suspicion of two-timing boyfriend by even-keeling his team player official service revolver and used it to shoot at him after demanding he reveal the call history of his cell phone. She took the phone and the gun and ran inside the house leaving boyfriend outside pleading for his weapon. She demanded his passwords. He refused. She shot at him.
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What a great name. I wonder what she looks like [barvetta singletary, white house] Psych! I did NOT think of that. What a horrible photo that shows front page presently.
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Even keeled. Is that damning with faint praise? Or is it her most obvious quality, volatility, spun in the Obama White House doublespeak?
She yelled, "you taught me how to use this thing, and believe BLAM me I'll BLAM use it BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM
Not really. That's a Barney Fife joke. But he did teach her how to use a gun so he would have taught her never aim at a person unless you intend to kill them among other primary gun training essentials.
Isn't "even keeled" a sailing reference?
You don't see it used that much anymore.
Good thing they weren't on a boat, she would have keelhauled him.
The question not raised was why was he not in possession of his weapon?
Barvetta the barbarian.
They are even keeled until they want your password for your phone whether you did anything or not. Then they go all fury scorned.
She looks like Moochelle's evil twin.
PS Does even-keeled mean she's flat-bottomed or round-bottomed?
Keen to be Keeeeled and Keel-over by the even keeled.
what a name. Barvetta. A cross between a Corvette and a Barchetta.
I just remembered my cousin told me that one of the new mothers at the hospital where she works named her baby acetaminophen.
I thought black lives mattered?
Was there a policeman involved?
AprilApple said...
what a name. Barvetta. A cross between a Corvette and a Barchetta.
It's a black thing. You wouldn't understand.
She needs to keep her eye on the sparrow. Just sayn'
What Trooper York said at 9:50 PM 10 August 2015.
What? No white cop involved? Okay, move on now.
nsspinelli nailed it at 8:48 PM 10 August 2015. Just being realz...
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