Privileged race-bating opportunist seen dressed as a fuzzy spuming bell end.
And to erase that image from your short-term memory, here is a bird that came up when I typed "co" and got commonswikipedia instead of comonocreerendios. Chestnut-tailed Minla from Thailand.
That is one of the most unflattering pictures ever taken. And no, the pattern does nothing to hide the fact that Oprah has not been using her personal trainers lately.
Maybe if she was 10 feet away in a dark room . . .
The shoes alone probably cost more than most people make in a month. It's not a flattering outfit, but no retail clerk would mistake her for a woman of limited means.
A movie all about the Conversation On Race We Need To Have.
Right. A big fat black chick with more money than God, thanks to her predominantly white audience, still thinks the world is unfair.
Please, someone explain to me how 12%+/- of the population here abouts can instigate all this non-sense? We have a black President, who more white people voted for than did black people. Skip this percentages bull crap, lets count raw unmoderated numbers of who voted for who. Results: ain't no black POTUS without a lot of white votes.
So WTF...being "white" as opposed to "black" makes you still in need of tutoring about race? Are black and white the only "races" here abouts? Is black the only race every victimized? How about Chinks, Gooks, Curry-Eaters, Native-Americans, A-Rabs, etc?
And here is my favorite peeve (as a white Irish MF'r) and that is the real solidity of traditional black families, and their values, with which I am familiar. I have actually wished I could have enjoyed the same unity with family that I witnessed in old time traditional black families. I've never known white families as unified. Ever. Frankly, it angers me that it seems like black celebrities have worked hard to destroy that traditional black family. Today, where I live, 70%+ of the children are born out of wedlock and no one knows who theier baby daddy is for real.
WTF! Just WTF? And some bloated rich bimbo is going to lecture me on racisim...when her own people have done as much to increase racisim as anyone anywhere, as well as denigrating her own people's values. Fuck that.
"Choad" has always been one of my favorite slang terms for a pecker ("pecker" too, actually). "Bell End" may have just replaced it. The bird's not fat, it's big-boned.
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I have a post slotted for Friday morning that this Oprah picture reminds me of...but it does not need the same palate cleanser.
Despite its busy nature and all the work it does, that bird is fat.
I have to criticize because of its color. It's what I do.
That bird is merely fluffy.
That is one of the most unflattering pictures ever taken. And no, the pattern does nothing to hide the fact that Oprah has not been using her personal trainers lately.
Maybe if she was 10 feet away in a dark room . . .
Just for that I'm going to post my Elmore Leonard post...
The bottom photo is reincarnated Winston Churchill.
The shoes alone probably cost more than most people make in a month. It's not a flattering outfit, but no retail clerk would mistake her for a woman of limited means.
No, she doesn't look that bad, but I doubt she's built as hourglass as the pic implies.
That dress is about a size to small and needs to be tailored.
One of those racist* Swiss shop girls could have told her that.
*She went to Rev Wright's church, too. Funny how the truth comes out.
It just got easier to imagine Oprah squatting on the hopper, grunting out an immense pile of hot brown stinky.
Obrah's trying to defeat facial recognition software.
They use the same principle on battleships.
Count me as someone who never figured out what "Oprah" was all about. Really. Successful? Check...and I respect that. Anything special? Lost me there.
Another celebrity who can't just step away from the spotlight, in due time (and it IS due) and relax. Must. Have. Attention. All. Of. The. Time.
Why does the light grey on the dress look like a penis pointing at her mouth?
I thought the O didn't swing thattaway.
No, she doesn't look that bad, but I doubt she's built as hourglass as the pic implies.
Coming from a guy who thinks a certain law prof is hot.
First, start with a waistline of about 48", then, when you pull on the corset strings enough, it will give this appearance.
Aridog said...
Count me as someone who never figured out what "Oprah" was all about. Really. Successful? Check...and I respect that. Anything special? Lost me there.
Another celebrity who can't just step away from the spotlight, in due time (and it IS due) and relax. Must. Have. Attention. All. Of. The. Time.
Dude, she's got a movie to plug.
A movie all about the Conversation On Race We Need To Have.
Oprah Nightmare!!!
It must take a team of expert hair stylists to keep her head in proportion with the rest of her.
Ed sez .. [rightly]...
A movie all about the Conversation On Race We Need To Have.
Right. A big fat black chick with more money than God, thanks to her predominantly white audience, still thinks the world is unfair.
Please, someone explain to me how 12%+/- of the population here abouts can instigate all this non-sense? We have a black President, who more white people voted for than did black people. Skip this percentages bull crap, lets count raw unmoderated numbers of who voted for who. Results: ain't no black POTUS without a lot of white votes.
So WTF...being "white" as opposed to "black" makes you still in need of tutoring about race? Are black and white the only "races" here abouts? Is black the only race every victimized? How about Chinks, Gooks, Curry-Eaters, Native-Americans, A-Rabs, etc?
And here is my favorite peeve (as a white Irish MF'r) and that is the real solidity of traditional black families, and their values, with which I am familiar. I have actually wished I could have enjoyed the same unity with family that I witnessed in old time traditional black families. I've never known white families as unified. Ever. Frankly, it angers me that it seems like black celebrities have worked hard to destroy that traditional black family. Today, where I live, 70%+ of the children are born out of wedlock and no one knows who theier baby daddy is for real.
WTF! Just WTF? And some bloated rich bimbo is going to lecture me on racisim...when her own people have done as much to increase racisim as anyone anywhere, as well as denigrating her own people's values. Fuck that.
Trooper needs to weigh in on this.
Ampersand for the win. rh close second :)
"Choad" has always been one of my favorite slang terms for a pecker ("pecker" too, actually). "Bell End" may have just replaced it.
The bird's not fat, it's big-boned.
Fashion faux pas? Still, you could put her in a sack and she would still look good.
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