At 175 lbs presently, my size 33 waist Levis fit snugly when I button them up but once I begin walking the Levis begin traveling downward. I need a belt cinched tightly to keep them in place. I must be actual size 32 by now. I don't know, I haven't checked to see if those fit.
He pranced across the street faster than I can go and I did not notice he was going to the neighborhood bodega as I was, so there he was again, inside the store in front of me again at the counter. The young man behind the counter has become a friend, and his father too, since I go there a lot over the last decade and he's always there.
The saggy pants guy is basically in his underwear in a food place.
When he reached for coins in his pocket he had to bend over to reach to his knees because that's how low his pockets are and pushing his hand into his pocket forced him to hold up his pants with his other hand.
I wonder how he'd respond if I said to him, an old man saying to a young man, "You have a really cute butt."
And act innocent, without laughing, like that's a perfectly normal thing to say in public when someone is poncing around with their underwear fully showing.
After all, he's showing his butt to the world. And that includes pervs.
And I'm still wondering how his pants don't slip down to his ankles. I cannot work that out theoretically.
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I have no doubt that it's the worst fad ever.
The slob culture.
The kids who do this are beyond shaming. Which is much worse for them than it is for the rest of us.
Boys were doing this in the 90s. It's nothing new. What's sad is that the uniform hasn't changed. The youth uniform changed frequently when I was coming up. (A good thing; not all the options were terribly attractive.) Now it's just terminal ill-fitting distressed slobwear and has been for over a decade. It's like everyone is marching in place, sitting in limbo, waiting for new orders that will never come.
Fashion, like many other areas of creative endeavor, has stultified.
WAs it full butt cheek or was there underwear?
What was going on in front? why bother with pants? Just walk around in your undies and spare everyone.
Let your freak flag fly Chip.
Dickin'Bimbos, boxer briefs, jacket covered front.
thanks. I needed to know!
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