The Media is as corrupt as ever.

 Unaccompanied minors reached 19,000 in March which was a record. The Biden administration has them stuffed everywhere. They are shipping them from the border illegally and dumping them on the children relief services of red states in the middle of the country. The press is not covering it. They are hiding it in plain sight.

Luckily some of the Republican governors are refusing to take these illegals in. This is putting unpreceded pressure on the social services and charity organizations who have enough to deal with in our own country with our own people.

I think they are going to handle them the way a certain professor in Middle America handled her children.

It's not going to be pretty.

"Roseanne" canceled for commiting truth.

Roseanne got her show canceled today. ABC and Disney were looking for an excuse. Even though it was the highest rated show of the season on any network it had to be canceled because it treated President Trump fairly and illustrated the type of people who voted for him. It had storylines about how illegal immigrant construction workers were taking jobs away from native born Americans. It had to be stopped. They just needed a hook to do it.

The found it in a joke.

Now I am not stranger to being deleted and censored for making monkey jokes. It offends some peoples sensibility. Some people scold me. Some people call it a mess. They complain about political correctness but want to impose their sensibility on humor. Because you can't make monkey jokes. Or offend Muslims.

If you watch the excellent show Mrs. Masiel you see a portrayal of Lenny Bruce. How he got arrested for telling jokes that they tell this day on Nickelodeon. All your big libs shake their head and say how it is terrible. Well now they do the same thing about racial jokes or jokes about Muslims.

It is a short walk to a Tommy Robinson situation. That's the guy who was streaming a facebook live outside the Muslim grooming trail in England and was scooped up and put in prison for 13 months. In a minute. No trial. No hearing. Just a revocation of a suspended sentence and incarceration.

This is going to come here.

ABC/Disney owns ESPN. They decided that in order to fight the accusation that they are an out of control social justice warrior network that they had to hire Keith Olberman. Who consistently calls the President a Hitler and a Nazi. But he has a new show.  Get woke go broke.

I hope someone is smart enough to pick up the show. I don't know if that can happen because some ot the ultra  liberal weenie cast might not want to be on the show now. I think if they throw enough money at them they will do it. Money talks and bullshit walks. So if FOX picks it up the show can go on. 

You don't monkey with success.

Or do you?

WKRLEM: Steve Bannon announces new plan for community policing.

They are going to use tigers instead of German Shepard's.

One Monkey Don't Stop No Show

Who are you to say they can't get Married!
New York Post  By Natalie O'Neill January 10, 2017

It’s a strange breed of love.

Two species of completely different animals — a monkey and a deer — were recorded having “consensual” sex for the first time ever, according to a report released Tuesday.

In the rare case of inter-species lovin,’ a Japanese snow monkey and female sika deer were filmed doing the wild thing on Japan’s Yakushima Island.

The bizarre friskiness is likely due to “mate deprivation” and sheds some light on beastiality, according to the report, titled “Interspecies sexual behaviour between a male Japanese macaque and female sika deer.”

The footage shows the snow monkey, also known as a macaque, hop on the backs of two female sika deer and try to mount them. One of the deer rejects him — and the other goes for it.

The bizarre forbidden love is likely the first recorded case of “reproductive interference” between two very different types of animals — a primate and a cervidae, The UK Independent reported.

Only one other scientific study on the phenomenon of inter-species sex has ever been published.

Two years ago, scientists recorded an antarctic fur seal having sex with a king penguin. But their hookup was nonconsensual and scientists said the seal had harassed the penguin by not taking no for an answer.

The new study notes the deer, which was much smaller than the monkey, “seemed to accept to be ridden by the male macaque.”

One Monkey Don't Steal No Show

The problem with Cheeta is the problem you have with most monkeys. They are totally oversexed and will screw anything that moves. They are lazy and they are always late.  Except when they can play golf. 

Basically all they are concerned about is having monkey sex and pinching a loaf which they then love to fling at you. It was real hard to work when one of your stars is always whacking it or having sex somewhere off in a corner. It was like working with Mickey Rourke when he was still on the stuff. 

We caught a break when we cast Maureen O’Sullivan as Jane. You see she liked that hot monkey sex just as much as Cheeta ever did. So she would just take that randy chimp by the hand and disappear into her trailer for hours at a time. When they came back they were both glassy eyed and ready for direction. Of course we kept it all secret at the time. We were afraid that it would come out when Maureen’s daughter Mia Farrow was born.Mia definitely resembled her mother’s hirsute co-star. I guess that was why her mom always called her a “little monkey.”

(One Monkey Don’t Steal No Show, The E True Hollywood Story of Cheeta)

More Tampa Bay area residents report seeing mysterious monkey!

Channel 8 News CLEARWATER, Fla.  (WFLA) – More Tampa Bay area residents have reported seeing a mysterious monkey.

The monkey has been spotted at least four times in the past two weeks. Viewers previously took video of what is believed to be the rhesus macaque as it took a leisurely stroll through Safety Harbor. It’s also been spotted in Hudson Beach and Lake Tarpon

The most recent report places the primate in Clearwater. An officer from the Florida Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission happened to be in the right place at the right time.

The officer spotted the monkey at the Eddie C. Moore softball complex on Drew Street. He brought in other officers and experts, but, in the end, the monkey managed to escape.

WKRLEM: It don't stop no show!

Eric Garner’s girlfriend asks for restraining order against his daughter

 By Emily Saul New York Post October 25, 2016

 The daughter of NYPD chokehold victim Eric Garner has been harassing her late father’s girlfriend on Facebook — repeatedly degrading her as a “side piece” and scaring the woman so much she’s asking a judge to issue a restraining order.

Garner’s former gal pal Jewel Miller, the mother of his 2 1/2 year old daughter, has been so frightened of Erica Garner’s social media comments that she even fears for the life of little Legacy — who was born after her father’s death in 2014.

“Who wanna slap jewel fa me?” Erica Garner wrote in one aggressive post. “… So if your [sic] reading this post and standing next to her smack the s— out of her and remind her she was a side piece and nothing more.”

WKRLEM: One Monkey Don't Stop No Show:

One Monkey Handler Don't Stop No Show

LONDON –  A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.

Monkey from Kenya causes nationwide blackout....no it is not who you think!

Monkey causes nationwide blackout in Kenya By Associated Press June 8, 2016 

NAIROBI, Kenya — Kenya’s power generation company says a monkey caused a three-hour nationwide blackout.

The Kenya Electricity Generation Company said in a statement late Tuesday that a monkey climbed onto the roof of the Gitaru Power Station in central Kenya and fell onto a transformer, tripping it.

The company said this caused other machines in the station to trip, resulting in the loss of 180MW from the plant, triggering a national blackout. The statement did not say whether the monkey survived.

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The blackout lasted more than three hours Tuesday before power was restored.

The company said that its facility is secured with an electric fence, and that this was an isolated incident.

(Please insert your own joke here)