On Clowns & Happy Dappy Giveaways

 

On Gearing Up & Throwing Caution to the Wind

 

If your thought has been hungry...

you may want to chew on this.

This is off Irish and might be regarded as a companion piece to Peak Paranoia.

Given the mess in East Palestine (to the east and south of me) and the unease Buttpeg showed having to be near enough to the hoi and the polloi to be a danger, not to mention the Davos crowd's plans for us mere mortals, all of this becomes, as Spock would say, fascinating.

I quote from the piece verbatim.

Agriculture is Ohio’s No. 1 industry, contributing more than $93 billion to our state economy and supporting one in six jobs.  Other important facts:

Almost 50 percent of the land in Ohio is classified by the U.S. Department of Agriculture as “prime farmland,” which is the most fertile and productive land in the country.

Ohio has the fifth highest percentage of “prime farmland” in the nation.

Ohio has lost more high-quality acres of farmland than any state other than Texas.

Ohio farmers grow more than 200 crops.  Corn and soybeans are the top crops.

Ninety-one percent of Ohio farms are family farms.

You can dig through the vinyl chloride stuff at your leisure. Point is, Buttpeg's performance in EP and that of his flunkies is on a par with Brandon walking up an airstair.

It can't be hidden anymore, even with the best Sgt Schultz act.

Have we reached Peak Paranoia?

OK, batfans, consider this.

Our local weather for the end of the week says it will be 68 on Thursday and 27 on Friday. So what errant thought pops into my pointy little head?

You don't suppose they've found a way to control the weather?

It's been the plot of the original Our Man Flint and that ghastly Avengers movie, so how hard could it be for Dr Evil and The Slob to screw something like that up? After all, all these "accidents" and food plant fires ask an awful lot of coinkydink.

True, I dismissed the thought after a moment's reflection, but, considering all the phony diseases and wars, considering all the phony people in DC, considering all the visions of the future straight out of The Man From UNCLE* and George Orwell these days, who's to say what's out of the question?

The Slob and the rest of the Davos crowd wants to depopulate the world by about 50% and have the rest eating bugs and living under constant surveillance in place like those Potemkin cities the Red Chinese have built and they're not even shy about it.

People thought Hitler didn't intend to destroy the Jews and the Nips would abide by the Geneva Convention because they were civilized.

*When attempting to explain THRUSH (Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity) to someone, Napoleon Solo once said, "They believe in the 2 party system. The masters and the slaves".

UPDATE: Buttpeg did East Palestine like Hitler did Gay Paree (insert punchline) - Came before the dawn, stayed briefly, spoke to no one, and left in a hurry.

On Fiddling Around & Urging Patience

 

On Information Control & Use of Systematic & Forcible Pressure

 

Brainwash:

      -make (someone) adopt radically different beliefs by using systematic and often forcible pressure.

     

1.       -a forcible indoctrination to induce someone to give up basic political, social, or religious beliefs and attitudes and to accept contrasting regimented ideas

      -to indoctrinate so intensively and thoroughly as to effect a radical transformation of beliefs and mental attitudes

      -make someone believe something by repeatedly telling him or her that it is true and preventing any other information from reaching him or her.   

Update:  

"The OSS psychological profile of Hitler described his use of the big lie:

'His primary rules were: never allow the public to cool off; never admit a fault or wrong; never concede that there may be some good in your enemy; never leave room for alternatives; never accept blame; concentrate on one enemy at a time and blame him for everything that goes wrong; people will believe a big lie sooner than a little one; and if you repeat it frequently enough people will sooner or later believe it.'"

https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/joseph-goebbels-on-the-quot-big-lie-quot

On Blowing Hot Air & Yes Men

 

Whose that girl?

 If the Republican party is going to elect a Niki then they should elect the real Niki.

Quick whose that girl?

And don't just say Niki!

Another loser joins the race!

 Did you ever watch the beginning of the New York Marathon? Or any marathon?

A bunch of people line up like they are going to have a chance when we all know that the winner is gonna be a skinny moolie from Kenya who spent his whole life being chased across the Savanna by cheetahs or some shit like that there. None of the thousands of assholes who line up have a snowballs chance in hell of winning.

Which brings us to Niki Haley.

She jumped into the race when she had previously said she wouldn't run if Trump did which was a smart bet for her. She is the Rhino-est of Rhinos who folded like a cheap suitcase whenever she was confronted by the woke mob. She was out in front of destroying Statues because some black studies professor said they were racist. She bought into bullshit narratives like that NASCAR jerkoff who wet his jumpsuit and pretended somebody put a noose in his garage when it was only the rope used to pull down the garage door. She will surrender every time.

She will not stand up for the working man. For the parents. For the children who are being groomed by the homosexual industrial complex. She is the quintennial Bush Republican who never found an endless war she didn't want to start. 

Yeah, she has a twat. Big deal. That is not a reason to vote for her. She is the Republican Kamala Harris.

The one thing she will do is fragment the Anti-Trump vote and hurt DeSantis's chances. So you DeSantis fan boys better hope she drops out like Kamala did.

She is going to end this race ten hours later like the guy with no legs "running" the Marathon on a skateboard.

I wonder if youse guys got tickets?

It is the gonna be the bomb! 

On Admissions & Omissions: Lemons, Fops & Fools

 

These two from Powerline's Week in Pictures Balloon Payment edition,  caught my attention, capturing the essence of the foolishness and carelessness surrounding current events involving the Three Stooges of 2023, Don, Pete and Joe. 

On Distractions, Deflections & Blowing Toxic Smoke

 

Kiss of Death

For those expecting Ron DeSantis to offer a forceful challenge to Donald Trump, I have news. And, no, Trump is not giving up.

Everybody's favorite social warrior has received an important endorsement.

And it's from no less than Dr Evil himself.

Yes, the teenager who rode the streets of Budapest with the SS fingering his fellow Jews has provided a much-needed boost to NeverTrumpers everywhere. This joins the endorsements of Paul Ryan and Jeb Bush.

DeSantis is shrewd, ruthless, and ambitious, according to Gyorgi Schwartz

Well, there's always Nikki Haley.

On Targets, Obligations & Objects of Attention

 

Is the era of the Magic Negro coming to an end?

Serious question. 

We know Zippy was the Ultimate Magic Negro when he was elected. He was a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who had the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who could actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment; people who actually helps us evolve; philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul (I just had to copy Morford's original column to get the blindingly gooey (his word, not mine) nature of his lunacy; I especially loved the part about spiritually advanced people he knows (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual)). 

He was our savior. He would do what Abe Lincoln and the 1.5 million casualties of that unnecessary war couldn't do. He would cleanse us of our racial guilt. At least until Skippy Gates and Trayvon Martin came along.

You read about how people went for him and then read how somebody like Dr Goebbels reacted to his first meeting with Dolf and the chill that comes with it goes bone deep.

We were supposed to tolerate the knockout game and sympathize with poor George Floyd and Freddy Gray and the Gentle Giant and Tyre Nichols.

This weekend, things seem to have changed. LeBum, progenitor of what's called player empowerment (it's still just another minstrel show if you ask me), made some gesture in his mega box at the Stupid Bowl as if he was crowning himself and people were less than impressed. The girl who did the halftime show grabbed her crotch, told the crowd she was pregnant (again), and was panned.

The new black pastime of ganging up on some white kid (younger, retarded, etc.) in a school bus is being met with parents suing school boards.

What, O what, is happening? Are we finally over our racial guilt trip, those of us who actually bought a ticket?

If you remember maybe 20 years ago, when the climate crowd warned us we had reached Peak Oil and would have to go horse-drawn or whatever (don't worry; as usual, they're wrong), people scarcely paid attention.

This may be different. I think we maybe have reached Peak Woke, or maybe even Peak Left.

Remember last June, when we got so sick of Pride Month, we were soooo glad when it ended (about a week late, but better late than never)? I think we're finally sick of all the guilt trips. The Demos can't cow us anymore with our white guilt. 25 years ago, when it was hip for black kids to wear those Martin, Malcolm, Mandela, and ME It's a black thing you wouldn't understand shirts, it hit me a white guy would need more than 3 Ms; like maybe Abraham, Archimedes, Aristotle, Aristophanes, Alan Turing, Adam, and on through the Bs, Cs, Ds, Es, and so on, each letter making a cloak with very fine print. We're seeing that now.

Drag queens in school libraries are being denounced. People are tired of gender. The people who accused anyone who didn't get the shot of crimes against humanity are now asking for bygones to be bygones.  You can go down the list. Just as some young blacks are realizing, after contemplating 50 years of empty promises if they'd just stay militant and hate whitey, they've been had, so, too, a lot of people of all backgrounds are wising up.

Sure, there are the people who will never learn, but, as the old wheeze goes, smart people learn from their mistakes; really, smart people learn from other people's mistakes.

I think it gets interesting from here on.

On Questions & Lies

 

Back in day

Laverne was always a whore.

On Envelopes & Hot Air

 

"It Is Balloooooooon!!"

It is all anyone is talking about!

Sound the evil spirit alarm!

On Lowered Glasses, Clowns & Baffoons

 

On Balloons of One Kind & Another

 

Is the cafeteria closing?

The Democrat party is packed with cafeteria Catholics. And they've always gotten away with showing up at Mass with a rosary and a missal without much flak. Kind of like Willie lugging that encyclopedia-sized Bible when he made a show of going to church any time he got caught with his Peyronie's hanging out.

The times, as someone said, may be a-changin'.

Brandon, long known for shooting off his mouth, usually loaded with blanks, may have gotten on the wrong side of Mother Superior. His claim that the Pope OKs abortion funding, among his many other blasphemies, may turn out to be the last straw. American Catholic bishops are coming down on him after he tried to paint Frank, Commie that he is, as being yet another cafeteria Catholic on the subject (one can see how he might be confused) when there's no such statement.

All this is to justify his continuing support for Federal funding of abortion in the face of a move by Congress to ban it; a bill which, of course, is passionately backed by the Catholic Church.

We can debate the ins and outs of Church politics, but this seems to be the first real Conservative stand the American Church has taken since the days of the Berrigans and Andrew Greeley.

Let us keep a good thought.

PS Another shoe may be about to drop in the Memphis thing. Rumor has it Nichols had a thang with the ex of one of the cops. 

For now, put it in the We'll see folder. 

Poor Al Sharpton did his best to make it a race thing in his eulogy, but, since he couldn't yell, "Kill the Jew! Kill the Jew!", he looked rather lost.

Wonder if there's a Freddie's Fashion Mart in Memphis.

PPS Consider said shoe dropped (we're getting into Fisherman's Wife territory). The soy boy who stopped Nichols for reckless op has been fired, but it's come out he tased Nichols and yet Nichols was able to run away.

Rodney King ring a familiar note?

On Teetering & Things Costing An Arm and an Egg

 

On OMGosh! & YAAAAS!