WKRLEM: To Die for!

Here is the whole episode.

Famous last words

"I really enjoyed having you on the show Julie."
"Well you would enjoy having me in real life even more Peter."
"Hamana-hamana-hamanaaaaa-gulp."
"Why are you turning so red?"
"Eh I don't know Julie.. I just know one thing."
"What's that baby?"
"These tits are to die for."
"Well lets hope not for a long long time."

"Roseanne" canceled for commiting truth.

Roseanne got her show canceled today. ABC and Disney were looking for an excuse. Even though it was the highest rated show of the season on any network it had to be canceled because it treated President Trump fairly and illustrated the type of people who voted for him. It had storylines about how illegal immigrant construction workers were taking jobs away from native born Americans. It had to be stopped. They just needed a hook to do it.

The found it in a joke.

Now I am not stranger to being deleted and censored for making monkey jokes. It offends some peoples sensibility. Some people scold me. Some people call it a mess. They complain about political correctness but want to impose their sensibility on humor. Because you can't make monkey jokes. Or offend Muslims.

If you watch the excellent show Mrs. Masiel you see a portrayal of Lenny Bruce. How he got arrested for telling jokes that they tell this day on Nickelodeon. All your big libs shake their head and say how it is terrible. Well now they do the same thing about racial jokes or jokes about Muslims.

It is a short walk to a Tommy Robinson situation. That's the guy who was streaming a facebook live outside the Muslim grooming trail in England and was scooped up and put in prison for 13 months. In a minute. No trial. No hearing. Just a revocation of a suspended sentence and incarceration.

This is going to come here.

ABC/Disney owns ESPN. They decided that in order to fight the accusation that they are an out of control social justice warrior network that they had to hire Keith Olberman. Who consistently calls the President a Hitler and a Nazi. But he has a new show.  Get woke go broke.

I hope someone is smart enough to pick up the show. I don't know if that can happen because some ot the ultra  liberal weenie cast might not want to be on the show now. I think if they throw enough money at them they will do it. Money talks and bullshit walks. So if FOX picks it up the show can go on. 

You don't monkey with success.

Or do you?

WKRLEM: Steve Bannon announces new plan for community policing.

They are going to use tigers instead of German Shepard's.

WKRLEM "I Don't Remember"

Hillary Clinton ‘Could Not Recall’ 39 Email Details for FBI

by CHARLIE SPIERING2 Sep 2016  Breitbart News

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton repeatedly could not “recall” the answers to 27 different questions from the FBI about her private email server and communications habits. Clinton also specified that she did not “remember” details of her emailing and classification habits at least 12 times.

Below are some of the highlights from the redacted FBI interview transcripts released to the public today.

• Clinton could not recall a specific process for nominating a target for a drone strike.
• Clinton did not recall using a flip phone during her time as Secretary of State.
• Clinton did not recall how any data stored on her Blackberry device was destroyed.
• Clinton could not recall why State was unable to provide her with a secure Blackberry.
• Clinton did not recall receiving any emails she thought should not be on an unclassified system.
• Clinton did not recall her specific conversations regarding the creation of the clintonemail.com domain.
• Clinton did not recall receiving guidance from State regarding email policies outlined in the Foreign Affairs Manual.
• Clinton did not recall any specific routine for deleting email from her account while Secretary of State.
• Clinton did not recall a specific cable about securing personal email accounts sent to employees.
• Clinton did not recall that the cable correlated with Bryan Pagaliano upgrading the clintonemail.com email server.
• Clinton did not recall ever contacting Pagaliano for technical support for her email account.
• Clinton did not recall specifically who had access to Clinton’s Blackberry and email accounts.
• Clinton did not recall any other individuals being offered an account on clintonemail.com besides Huma Abedin.
• Clinton stated she did not recall the compromise of State employees gmail accounts.
• Clinton did not recall using an iPad mini until after her tenure as Secretary of State.
• Clinton did not recall Jacob Sullivan using his Google email account for official business.
• Clinton said she did not recall a specific FOIA request on an email dated December 11, 2012.
• Clinton did not recall specifically who made recommendation to change her email address after it was publicly disclosed in March 2013.

WKRLEM: I Don't Remember.......I Don't Recall

It all the rage these days!

One Monkey Handler Don't Stop No Show

LONDON –  A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.

Monkey from Kenya causes nationwide blackout....no it is not who you think!

Monkey causes nationwide blackout in Kenya By Associated Press June 8, 2016 

NAIROBI, Kenya — Kenya’s power generation company says a monkey caused a three-hour nationwide blackout.

The Kenya Electricity Generation Company said in a statement late Tuesday that a monkey climbed onto the roof of the Gitaru Power Station in central Kenya and fell onto a transformer, tripping it.

The company said this caused other machines in the station to trip, resulting in the loss of 180MW from the plant, triggering a national blackout. The statement did not say whether the monkey survived.

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The blackout lasted more than three hours Tuesday before power was restored.

The company said that its facility is secured with an electric fence, and that this was an isolated incident.

(Please insert your own joke here)