On meeting your heroes

The wife and I were talking about autograph shows for some reason and she asked a great question. If I had a choice, who would I like to meet at a show or a Comic Con or something like that? It sort of took me aback. Because most of the people I would want to meet are dead.

We were talking about how many of the people who were on sit.coms or TV drama’s go to conventions and make a good living meeting and greeting fans who loved their shows. They bask in the love that these people have for their characters and even if they are long out of show business, they still make some coin. I think of people like Burt Ward who was Robin or Buzz Patrick who was Eddie Munster. They go to autograph shows every other weekend. Lisa has a friend who goes all the time and has tons of photos and stories about meeting some of these stars of yesteryear.

So, I came up with my top ten list. In reverse order

Now you sleep tight little Hossaroni

 

"That's right little Hossaroni. You sleep tight. You had a hard day. It's not every day your finace gets run over by a livery wagon. On the Ponderosa it is every other day. Oh and Hossaroni?"

"Yeah Hoss."

"Try not to piss the bed again."

Wait a minute Hossaroni....This is Chicago

 

"Hold on Hossaroni give up your double eagles or I'm gonna shoot your fat white ass."

"Wait a minute Rufus this is the Ponderosa not Chicago. Why are you doing this?"

"Reoperations fat man. Hand it over or you are gonna die."

"I thought this was a very special episode about racial tolerance and all like that there."

"That's next week. This week we are dealing with reality."

"Reality sucks."

White Supremacist who attacked Asian Man in Subway Identified.

 

He looks Norwegian to me. Maybe Danish.

Definitely like all of the evil doers that the media portrays on TV or in the fever dreams of CNN and MSNBC.

Check out the story in the New York Post.

White Supremacists strike again!

 

From the New York Post:

A thug beat up an Asian man in an unprovoked attack just outside a Lower East Side subway station this week, according to police.

The 56-year-old victim was entering the F train station at East Broadway and Rutgers Street around 8:50 p.m. Tuesday when a man suddenly hit him in the face, without saying a word, cops said.

The victim fell to the ground, hitting his head, but the assailant continued beating him, cops said.

The suspect bolted into the train station, and the victim was taken to Bellevue Hospital, where he is listed in stable condition.

The NYPD’s Hate Crimes Task Force was notified and is investigating.

Hop Sing hurt bad Mr Hossaroni

 

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Have you been following the move of the Knockout game to the West Coast.

It seems that this is an epidemic of assaults on elderly Asians. Two 80 year old men were assaulted and one of them died. They didn't give a description of the assailants but we all know who it was.

Of course the media blamed it on White Supremacist who were mad because of the Kung Flu.

It sick out there Hossaroni and it's getting sicker.

Hop Sing sick Mr. Hossaroni

"Me very sick Mr. Hossaroni."
"Whats wrong Hop Sing?"
"Oh I eat bat soup. Very bad for Hop Sing even though it make my noodle very hard. Now I have Kung flu."
"Is it catching Hop Sing?"
"Yes it very catching. You need to shut down Ponderosa. Close all business in Virginia City. All of Neveda. Other wise some people get sick."
"Some people. How many Hop Sing?"
"I don't know Mr. Hossaroni. Why take chance?"
"Why you want us to close down the state on the chance that some people might get the flu?"
"Yes Mr. Hossaroni."
"You are one dumb chink if you think we are going to do that. Just sit there and try to get better. I will bring you some soup."
"Just not bat soup."
"Okay Hop Sing. I get special Won Ton Soup for you."

Born to be wild Hossaroni

"Hey Hop Sing come over here and hop on."
"Wat dat Mr. Hossaroni?"
"It's my new Little Rascal. They are selling them down at the mercantile. It's one of those dad gummed horseless carriages. I will be riding it instead of a horse from now on."
"Wat wrong with Horse Mr. Hossaroni?"
"Dag gummit Hop Sing but everytime one of us Cartwrights get interested in a girl they get run over by a horse or sumtim. This eliminates one of them there problems. Now climb on you can be my bitch."
"Okey Dokey Mr. Hossaroni let me tie up pig tail first. Lets ride."

It can't be that big Mr. Hossaroni!

"I don't feel so good Hop Sing ever since you gave me that Bat Soup."

"It be good for you Mr. Hossaroni. Make your egg roll get big like Elephant."

"It's already big enough Hop Sing."

"How big Mr. Hossaroni?"

"This big Hop Sing."

"Oh you big trouble Mr. Hossaroni. You have more Bat Soup it take care of the problem."

Whose that girl?

 She was one of the busiest girls in the 1960's and 1970's starring in Bonanza, Dr. Kildare, The Virginian, The Big Valley, The FBI, Love American Style....just about every show I watched back in the day.

I paticularly enjoyed her stint in Bonanza where her boyfriend in the show later went on to book'm Danno.

Whose that girl?

Hey did you notice that Ace of Spades has started to have the same meme where he post photos of hot babes and dares you to figure out who it is. I thought only Evil Blogger Lady and I did that!

Hey Hossaroni

"Boys I want to introduce you to my friend Meyer from Florida. He is a big fan of the show and I wanted him to come by and catch a taping. Meyer this is Adam, Little Joe and of course Hoss."
"I know Mr Lansky Pa. I had run into him a few times when I took a herd into Las Vegas. He has a couple of hotels out there."
"Now Hoss not officially. I just have a few investments that some of my friends look after. But I don't really own anything. At least not in my name anyway. Nice to meet you goymim."
"So Meyer what do you do? You look like my agent."
"Why because he is a Jew? What's the matter with you to talk like that?"
"Now Meyer please don't get upset. The poor kid has been on TV for twenty years and he hasn't gotten laid yet. Every time he meets a girl she gets run over by a cow or something. So please don't take it personal."
"No problem Ben. I know a lot of guys who have that problem. Especailly younger brothers. Right little Fredo?"
"I have to quit this show."
"No problem Adam you are boring as shit anyway. Go out and see what you can cook up on your own why doncha."
"Fuck you Hoss you fat fuck. I am outta here."

Hey there Hossaroni!

"Hey there Mr. Cartwright. Nice to meet you. My name is Armand Ellroy. I wonder if I can get a photo and autograph. My boy is a big fan of yours."
"Sure Armand. Hey what kind of name is that. You one of the Eyetalians?"
"No Armenian actually. I am Rita Hayworth's manager."
"Really? So let me ask you. Are you getting any of that gash?"
"Oh no it is a strictly business relationship."
"That's too bad. I hear she is hot stuff. You know you remind me of my high school gym teacher. He taught me a lot of stuff."
"Really. Like what? Climbing up a rope"
"I guess you can call it that. Hey after this you can come back to the Ponederosa and I can show you my rare clumbers. Scooch in close now."