If you can grab the Tyenol from my hand Grasshopper!

 

I was interested in reading Mama M's post about the Kung Flu. I have had it for about three weeks, and I am just now feeling normal.

I had a pretty bad cough and sore throat as we as a general ache and pain that was pretty debilitating. I called up to see about antibody treatments, but I did not qualify. My doctor told me to wait to see and if my oxygen reading went below 80 to go the ER. I was lucky that it did not so I road it out.

They don't seem to do much if you have the virus. I think I got the Oby Doby version, so I guess it wasn't that bad even though I felt like shit.

It was enough to make you want to hang yourself while you are jerking off.

Titus has just applied to the State Department

 

Ace of Spades HQ had the ridiculous story that China has been anally probing our dipolmatst to see if the have the Kung Flu. 

When one protested the Chinese said "Oh tee hee So sorry big mistake."

The Biden administration did not protest as they intend to give it up the ass to the American People for the rest of the next four years. 

PS What ever happened to Titus?

A Murderer walks into a Press Conference......

They had a protest in front of the Cobble Hill Nursing Home where they protested the Murderer Cuomo's policy of sending Kung Flu positive patients to nursing homes to infect and kill vulnerable people. They put 6500 copies of his bullshit book in a coffin to symbolize all that died. Instead of using the hospital ship or the multi million dollar fiasco of a hospital set up in the Javits Center or the Cruise line terminal he sent these sick people to where they could do the most damage.

No accountability. No oversight by legislature. Very few questions from the enemy of the people media.

He is going to skate.

I just hope that these poor people who had parents die because of Cuomo's arrogance and criminality didn't pay for those books.

A President walks into a church......

The God Emperor of the Cherry Blossom Throne paid tribute to a power greater than himself by attending church in Las Vegas today He didn't wear a mask. He sat next to his aides. He threw money into the basket. Normal. The way most of America used to do.

Before the Kung Flu.

Democratic dictators in places like California, New York and Pennsylvania continue to defy the Constitution and prohibit people going to church. Getting married with their full family attending. Having a funeral with more than 10 people. 

Where are our religious leaders? Where are our bishops and Popes and Preachers standing up to Caesar as he places unbearable burdens on the believers? Why is ok to go to a Casino and not Church? Why is ok to go to Costco and not Church? Why does a racial arsonist like John Lewis or a murdering abortion lover like Ruth Bader Ginsberg can lie in state as thousands go to her funeral when you can't go to the wakes or funerals of your aunt or uncle?

When will the people stand up and say no more!

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And speaking of truth...

This will be quick.

Ya know those 180,000+ who died from the Chinese Floozy?

Well, they didn't.  According to the CDC, the "updated" figure who were killed is (grab something nailed down) 9210.

5%. And that will probably go lower. Estimates of the real total are between 1/2 and 1/5 of 1%.

So all the pain and bankruptcies and fear and dislocation were all lies.

Heads must roll.

Trust no one, trust no man, trust no woman, trust only steel

I know everybody is sick of Flu Manchu and my harping on it (Troop, if you're reconsidering your invite, I understand), but we've seen some interesting things happen the last week or so and it's time for a necessary recap.

OK, we all know deaths from this farce are dropping steadily, but states in the Occupied Zone are still locked down.

And now we have a spurt of "new" cases. Although the world still has to wear masks, unless you're a Lefty rioter in which case you have special dispensation from your state gauleiter or city commissar, none of this is not blamed on said rioters.

That would be racist, sexist, uninclusive, homophobic, and scary to all snowflakes.

TX has removed 3500 cases from its count because they counted anyone who had contact with someone who had tested positive as also positive. This cuts TX' number of new cases by 25 - 50%.

There's also those counted as positive simply because they test positive for the antibody, but not the disease.

Then, too, we have labs reporting 100% positive, a statistical impossibility much like the Philly precinct that reported 140% turnout.

And then there are the people IDed as positive simply because they signed up for the test, but didn't take it (line too long, etc.).

Now you know why The God Emperor of the Cherry Blossom Throne is rerouting data away from the CDC to one central source.

Also why they're finally (FINALLY!!!!) beginning to question Dr Fauci's ability and trustworthiness.

Now, if he'll just federalize the ARNG and let them go all Curtis LeMay on the rioters, I'll be happy.

Phase Four my balls

I was really looking forward to a professional haircut. The wife did a pretty good job with the clippers but she constantly complained that my beard is scraggly. I started growing it during this bullshit quarantine and it goes all over the place. She likes the way the barber would trim my goatee so I was looking forward to him grooming my beard in the same way.

I get to the barbershop and he is sitting outside smoking a cigarette with no mask on. Now this asshole is a Russian and you think he would not kowtow to authority being a Russian Jew who fled oppression. Instead he puts on a mask and tells me that he can't trim my beard because it is against regulations.  I mean what the fuck. Who is going to see that inside his joint when there are no passerby's or anyone in the store. It was completely empty the whole time I was there. He had no business. The whole reason I went to him was to get my beard trimmed. Plus he raised his prices because he was sucking wind for money. Fuck you dude. I can get the same haircut at home for free.

The wife keeps complaining because she says I should be in the Civil War or something because of how my beard is growing out. That kind of scares me.

I figure if I stand around at Trader Joe's some moolie will try and tip me over.

Looks like the Fauci line is blocked

Fake news is wringing its hands over Dr Fauci. The man Fake News calls one of America's most respected public servants is finally being called out by the God Emperor of the Cherry Blossom Throne.

Let's think about the word respected. By whom? Not by the bulk of the American public.

By the Democrats, who've used this Deep Stater's word to keep 14 states under lockdown. By Fake News, who use his opinions to scare people possibly at risk. WHO loves him, so do the Red Chinese.

He's one of the heavy hitters pushing the lie we, not Red China going into its third (or is it fourth?) lockdown, have the worst body count and caseload in the world.

His Reign of Error has lasted 4 decades and, once the facts have caught up with him, he always backpedals. Consider his stance on masks, which he initially said weren't proven to be beneficial in everyday life and should be reserved for health care workers..

Fauci has contradicted Trump's false claims that the United States is leading the world in the coronavirus fight. He's also refuted the President's statement that 99% of Covid-19 cases are "totally harmless"

And Fake News justifies all this saying Fauci's positions have evolved with the science -- kind of like Lurch and his, "I voted for it before I voted against it".

Correlate the spike in cases with areas and most have come where the same Democrats still imposing lockdowns have allowed rioters to run wild.

No masks.

No social distancing.

Wotta coinkydink.

I have a feeling if Trump wanted to double the vote count he gets behind enemy lines, he'd retire the little schmuck.

The God Emperor knows best.

PS Rumor has it both Alito and Thomas may ask to be retied from SCUS so younger men can be put in their places.

Maybe we'll see 4 or 5 replacements on the Court in the next 4 years. Drive the Lefties nuts.

Kung Flu: Pandemics of the United States

Many people have heard of the Spanish Flu pandemic are not aware of the horrible pandemic that predated it by just a few months. It was know in popular parlance as the Kraut Krud but was more properly termed the German Mustard Gas syndrome.

Before World War One Germanic culture dominated many parts of the United States as the majority of the populace were of Germanic origin. Although the influence of the Scot Irish was celebrated in story and song in fact the stolid culture of Germany dominated many parts of the emerging world power. One of the most interesting parts of this influence was of course the cuisine.

Sausages, ham, cabbage and sauerkraut dominated the tables of many families of Germanic origin until a terrible cabbage mutation that happened in Iowa in 1914. Processed in the food processing plant popularized by Upton Sinclair in his seminal novel "The Jungle"a huge vat of cabbage was contaminated when an illegal alien Chinese worker fell into the vat and was processed only with the rest of the kraut. This horribly tainted sauerkraut was bottle and shipped throughout the nation.

The effect of this tainted kraut was to immobilize the bowels and led to a noxious cloud of flatulence that was in fact toxic. So toxic that several young children succumbed to the fumes and died. So several governors mandated that all children below the age of twelve wear gas masks or be arrested. Many complied but just as many refused this abrogation of their constitutional right to smell what they wanted.

They were after all free Americans.

(Kung Flu: Pandemics of the United States by Doris Kearns Goodwin)

Kung Flu: Pandemics of the United States

The first epidemic that caused a widespread panic in the United States was the Japanese Crab Flu brought to America by Commodore Matthew Perry after he opened up Japan in 1853.  Brought to American by the sailors who were part of the expedition to open Japan to American trade this pandemic caused giant crabs to grow on the genitals of the infected parties. It was transmitted sexually and caused a panic as the infected would stumble through the streets with giant crabs protruding from the front of their pants.

Except for the Secretary of State James Buchanan who inexplicably caught a case that was protruding from his anus.

(Kung Flu: Pandemics of the United States by Doris Kearns Goodwin)

Hop Sing sick Mr. Hossaroni

"Me very sick Mr. Hossaroni."
"Whats wrong Hop Sing?"
"Oh I eat bat soup. Very bad for Hop Sing even though it make my noodle very hard. Now I have Kung flu."
"Is it catching Hop Sing?"
"Yes it very catching. You need to shut down Ponderosa. Close all business in Virginia City. All of Neveda. Other wise some people get sick."
"Some people. How many Hop Sing?"
"I don't know Mr. Hossaroni. Why take chance?"
"Why you want us to close down the state on the chance that some people might get the flu?"
"Yes Mr. Hossaroni."
"You are one dumb chink if you think we are going to do that. Just sit there and try to get better. I will bring you some soup."
"Just not bat soup."
"Okay Hop Sing. I get special Won Ton Soup for you."

Why I have a present for you.....

"I have a present for you. The monopoly man on a glass case. It symbolizes the monopoly China will have on the supply chain once we help the Democrats defeat Trump."
"Thank you baby. But are you going to give it up?"
"Oh yes Barry I love you long time. Plus I give you another present."
"What's that sweetie?"
"The Kung Flu. It is a virus but not the bad one."
"Really the flu? That doesn't sound good. What are the symptoms?"
"Well your nipples get hard and you voice gets very high."
"Sounds good baby. I am pretty healthy. I am just staying alive. Let's go."