Showing posts with label ginger or mary ann. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ginger or mary ann. Show all posts

Monday, January 27, 2020

Ginger or Marjoram

The mother-in-law has a bad case of the flu. I think she gave a Chinaman the kiss of peace or something and she has been pretty sick which is significant if you are 81 like her. So I have been making a lot of soups to warm her up and give her some nourishment. Now of course I made my normal chicken soup from scratch but I try to mix it up and give some variety. So I ask the eternal question:

Ginger or Marjoram?

2 cups chicken stock preferable low sodium
2 cups water
1 cup orzo or tubatini or ance pepe or pastene or some other small guinea macaroni
1/2 cup minced marjoram
2 eggs
6 tablespoons grated cheese (Not Kraft ricpic)

Put the chick stock and water in a pot and bring to a boil. Throw in the macaroni and cook it in the broth. Mince up the marjoram or chop it up in the food processor. Put it in a bowl with some grated cheese and break the two eggs in it and smush it all around. Pour this mess into the broth and stir it all around after you take it off the heat. Serve hot.



2 cups chicken stock preferentially low sodium
2 cups water
8 garlic gloves finely sliced
8  thin slices of fresh ginger
2 cups of egg noodles

Sautee the garlic and ginger in olive oil until soft. Add the stock and the water and bring to a boil. Throw in the egg noodles and cook them until soft. You know with soft is I don;t have tell you since that prostate thing. Garnish with some diced parsley.

Two quick and easy recipes. Of the mother-in-law wouldn't eat them so I had to make more home made chicken soup. Still these are quick and easy soups. So I askes ya?

Ginger or Marjoram?

Saturday, January 25, 2020

Friday, January 24, 2020

Where is everybody?



Seriously?

I can't do it like Chip.  I have a life.

Thursday, October 4, 2018

Thursday, September 6, 2018

Forget Ginger or Maryanne....How about Heather Locklear or Heather Thomas

Heather Locklear Arrested on Charges of Battery on a Police Officer and Emergency Personnel 

Et News by By 

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Whose that Girl in Celebrity Cameltoe Corner?



She has it all. Wealth. Power. Great looks. Camel toe.

She is one smiling cat. Almost a Cheshire catwoman. Her slogan became "No Justice....I get peace."

And she just turned fifty!

Whose that girl with the cameltoe?

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

WKRLEM: A little sugar....but only for you Trump fans!



Don't listen to the nay-sayers and concern trolls......it is always darkest...before the Dawn....Wells!

Thursday, December 17, 2015

KLEM AM

Betty or Veronica...?


....It's the animated version of the eternal question: Ginger or Mary Ann?

Another question:  Did you have one of these?

Monday, November 9, 2015

Monday, November 2, 2015

You make the call Sports Fans!

Marco Rickey Ricardo or Fredo Bush?

Donald Trump vs Dr. Ben Carson?


And of course the choice of the ages;

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Joan or Betty?

"What am I doing here Joan?"
"We are part of a contest Betty. Sort of a poll. Who do the perverts who post here like best. The icy blond or the luscious red head."
"What kind of contest is that?"
"I don't know but it is better than this election bullshit. Plus it is no contest. Who would pick you?"
"Shut up bitch or I will snatch that fake hair off of your fat head."
"Yeah right. I would love to see that!"

Saturday, August 15, 2015

Ginger or Mary Ann.....when a "sexy change" meant something completely different!


"What are your doing Ginger?"
"I could ask you the same thing Mary Ann?"
"I thought I would change it up a little. So I dressed up like a sophisticated whore who could still suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
"I thought I would dress up like you. You know a tease who still is DTF and has a cooch full of hay."
"I think we just transfer our sexuality. I wonder what they call that?"
"I think it is being a trans sexual."
"Well it is 1968 so I guess that will work."
"Groovy!"

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Ginger or Mary Ann....which one would the lion sleep with?

"So what's going on here?"
"We are doing a pose off Ginger. Whoever wins gets to sleep with the Lion."
"What Lion? Alex Karras? Big Dick LeBeau? Don't tell me it is Joe Don Looney?"
"No silly. It's Cecil the Lion. He is a big deal. He is all over the internets these days. Whoever wins gets some pussy."
"Thanks anyway Mary Ann but that's not my thing. Maybe you should talk to Betty White. I hear she is an big animal lover. The whore."


Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Ginger or Mary Ann?

"I don't quite understand dear. You say you're name is Bam Bam? What is that Polish?"
"No I come from Bedrock. I don't know how I ended up here."
"Well it is a good thing that we have such a fine strapping young man here. Don't you think so girls?"
"Pffffttt. You know he is going to go for the redhead."
"Why is that dear?"
"Because she is a dirty girl. Just like his mother."

Saturday, July 25, 2015

"The temptation (to criticize him) should be steadfastly resisted"

I mean he was a young naive guy. You were young once. You didn't know what to do with a beautiful desirable woman. To this very day there are some mooks who want to hook up with Mary Ann the girl next door. But Ginger. Ginger could teach you something. She could take you by the....err....hand...yeah the hand that's it......and lead you to the promised land.

Don't criticize Gilligan.

Friday, July 24, 2015

Ginger or Mary Ann?

"What's the matter Gilligan? You seem all tense."
"Well I was minding my own business and then I found you girls doing yoga under the coconut tree. It make me feel all funny inside."
"Really. I would like to feel funny inside. If you know what I mean?"
"No I don't know what you mean Miss Ginger."
"Oh I can show you. And you can take your hat off."
"Actually I can't. It would be embarrassing."
"Don't be shy honey. It is just us girls."
"That is what I am afraid of. I better go find the skipper."
"Yeah why don't you go skip away. Jeeesh. I hate the Sixties."

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Ginger or Mary Ann?

"Gilligan when you told me you had wood....well I was thinking of something else."
"Well Mary Ann I found this great piece mahogany wood."
"Yeah....wood, man, hog....Gilligan you are just hopeless."
"Let me carve you something."
"That's ok , I am gonna use this coconut. Yeeesh all the men on this island are worthless."