You make the call? Ginger or Mary Anne?

Shaw or Carter?

Which is your person of interest?

Joan or Betty?

"What am I doing here Joan?"
"We are part of a contest Betty. Sort of a poll. Who do the perverts who post here like best. The icy blond or the luscious red head."
"What kind of contest is that?"
"I don't know but it is better than this election bullshit. Plus it is no contest. Who would pick you?"
"Shut up bitch or I will snatch that fake hair off of your fat head."
"Yeah right. I would love to see that!"

Jennifer or Bailey.......As God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly!

"Why are we here Jennifer?"
"I don't know. It is something about stretching. Changing it up. Say are you still dating Dr. Johnny Fever? What's up with that?"
"Well I can explain it in one word."
"What's that?"
"Drugs."
"I love the eighties!"