Showing posts with label president. Show all posts
Showing posts with label president. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Who says I have small hands?



As the most athletic of all American Presidents, Theodore Roosevelt  was considered a virile example of American manhood. Cowboy, rancher,  sportsman and big game hunter Teddy was  a man's man. However the rumor in Washington that Little Teddy was not quite Bully as it were.  The testimony of the oldest living whore in Dakota Territory Trixie Star stated that he was a member of the small member  club!  Strangely enough in one of God's perverse jokes Teddy Roosevelt. had the most muscular belly button of all the Presidents of the United States. A sickly and asthmatic child, the young Theodore Roosevelt was a fanatical devotee of exercise to the point that he devoted part of his workout to strengthening the muscles of his belly button. He had an “outie” in which he did curls with a pencil fitted with two tiny weights. His belly button was in fact so strong that he once tied off his lariat on his erect belly button while roping a calf in a rodeo when his saddle horn broke in mid contest. It was quite an impressive feat.
(The Long and the Short of It, Presidential Penises by Doris Kearns Goodwin, St. Martins Press)

Monday, February 17, 2014

Happy Presidents Day America


Thursday, November 28, 2013

The letter is worth at least $24,000

Much more than that I would think for its historic value alone. On White House stationary, in the president's distinctively disturbed handwriting, with his unusual "I am the central one" signature, and the callously rude phrase, "tea baggers."

Score!

Story is all over the place, I especially like the post and comments at Hot Air.

Wouldn't you think the letter is worth more than that? Man, what a prize. You know, this Alinsky thing, the whole attitude backfires when you become da man. Ha! The president actually Alinskyed himself. And now that he is president of the United States, every little thing like this is magnified yet the petulance is more of an islander, it seems, how could he not see he is not popping off to one teacher in Texas, he's popping off to all Texas, to all America, to the world, forever. He is showing his class, his lack of class, forever. He knows all that.

Still, an emotional person, he needed to say this.

That is why the letter is worth a lot more than $24,000. It is historic. The president says sweary words on official document. The letter itself means nothing to the teacher, the sort of thing he'd toss without any further thought.  Except for its tremendous historic value.

What the president should have done with the teacher's letter. Honestly, why bother with that? So a teacher pops off, so what.

Why would the president bother? He must receive, what, I'm guessing here, dozens of such letters. Who knows? Maybe even twenty! The question is why would he bother?

How do I recognize a classless act? It is the sort of thing I would do myself, that's how.