The Babe Abides

 

The Babe wasn't sophisticated in his politics. He was a dyed in the wool Democrat. He did campaign for his candidate. But he didn't let it take over his life or disrespect the game.

Some of the mooks today could take a lesson.

The Babe Abides

"Here you go Babe. This is the new device that you use to stop your girlfriends from getting knocked up."

"It looks like a horse shoe keed."

"It is. Just insert it in your ladies cooter and it will block your man goo from giving her a baby.

"But it looks so big. Will it fit."

"Sure it will Babe. Everybody says Claire is the biggest cunt in New York."

"You got me there. Thanks kid. I owe you one,"
 

The Babe Abides

 "Hiya Keed. You got a good grip on the ball there. There is nothing I like more than a woman that likes to play with balls."

"Oh Mr. Ruth I am not that kind of girl."

"Common Keed. You are all the kind of girl. After you finish filming why don't you come up to my room. I will order a couple of dozen hot dogs and a gallon of gin and we can see what you can do with two balls instead of one. You look like a Natural."

The Babe Abides

 "Time to go on the field Babe."

"Be whicha in a minute keed. I just want to sit a minute."

"No problem Babe. The fans are waiting is all. Everybody loves you."

"I know keed I know. That's the problem. That's always been the problem."