The Babe Abides

 

"Simle for the camera Babe!" 

"You too babe. Smile and look nice and later I will show you the shark."

"The shark? Why whatever do you mean sir."

"Wait and see babe. Wait and see."

The Babe abides

 “Babe? What the fuck?”

“Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to not persist in them.”

“I mean I ate a salad once.”

The Babe Abides

"Ok Toots just relax. Get a firm grip on the wood now."

"Yes, Babe I love to have my hands on some firm wood."

"I love to hear that sweet cheeks. let's get this over with and we can go up to my room."

"Sounds good my Sultan."\

"Oh baby it is gonna be another home rum!"

 

The Babe Abides!

 

“Hey Fadda long time no see.”

“I have been reading about your exploits George. I am very disappointed.”

“See! Nothings changed.”

The Babe Abides

 

The Babe wasn't sophisticated in his politics. He was a dyed in the wool Democrat. He did campaign for his candidate. But he didn't let it take over his life or disrespect the game.

Some of the mooks today could take a lesson.

The Babe Abides

"Hey Babe don't point that thing at me unless you are gonna use it."

"That's what Dale said last night."

"What?"

"Never mind. I just want some burgers. We are going to you new restaurant and grab about twenty burgers or I am gonna shoot your tassels off cowboy."

"No problem Babe. I would be happy to set you up. I could eat a horse."

"Again. That's what Dale said. Enough bullshit. I want to get the feedbag on."

 

The Babe Abides

 

"Okay keed put it right over the plate."

"I don't think this is right somehow Babe."

"Never mind keed just sock it in there. The people are going to love it."

"If you say so Babe. Hey maybe we can get them to film it and sell tickets."

"That's the plan keed. That's the plan."

The Babe Abides

 "Say Babe you seem pensive. What's the matter?"

"I ain't no pencil. I am just a little down."

"Why's that Babe? Are you joining the House of David baseball team? That's why the beard?"

"Nah I ain't no hebe jebie. It was that broad last night. She was an Eyetalian and she had a very hariy pussy. This is all pubes and they got stuck on my face is all. They don't want to come off."

"Holy cow Babe that's impressive."

"Yeah keed. That's why they call me the Sultan of Twat."

The Babe Abides

"Ok fella's squeeze in to the photo."

"Hey Babe we are gonna take another photo sitting on a beam at the construction site of the Empire State Building. Wanna be in that picture?"

"Sorry keed I'm too fat for that.'

The Babe Abides

 "Hiya Keed. You got a good grip on the ball there. There is nothing I like more than a woman that likes to play with balls."

"Oh Mr. Ruth I am not that kind of girl."

"Common Keed. You are all the kind of girl. After you finish filming why don't you come up to my room. I will order a couple of dozen hot dogs and a gallon of gin and we can see what you can do with two balls instead of one. You look like a Natural."

The Babe Abides

 "Time to go on the field Babe."

"Be whicha in a minute keed. I just want to sit a minute."

"No problem Babe. The fans are waiting is all. Everybody loves you."

"I know keed I know. That's the problem. That's always been the problem."