Showing posts with label baseball playoffs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label baseball playoffs. Show all posts
Sunday, November 1, 2015
You typical Met's fans!
You see these are the type of people who are Met's fans. They will tell you how superior the National League. No designated hitter and all that bullshit. They will tell you that Daniel Murphy is a better player than Derek Jeter ever was. That they do things the right way. That they are New Yorks team.
You know. Assholes.
Typical Mets fans.
Saturday, October 31, 2015
Great Moments in Mets History Volume Six: Dwight Gooden Rapes David Cones Ex-Girlfriend
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. April 9— The three New York Mets players who were accused of raping a woman here last year will not face criminal charges, a state prosecutor said today, because the case lacks corroborating evidence and comes down "to the word of a victim against that of three individuals."
Bruce H. Colton, the state attorney of the 19th Judicial Circuit of Florida, said the case against the players, Dwight Gooden, Daryl Boston and Vince Coleman, was not strong enough to bring before a jury with much likelihood of success.
Officials in Colton's office called the case "vulnerable" after a monthlong investigation by the police.
"After painstaking analysis and receiving input from the victim and the Port St. Lucie Police Department, we have concluded that our duty in this case is to decline prosecution," said David C. Morgan, assistant state attorney in charge of the St. Lucie County office.
He said the decision was "not easy," but that it would have been hard to prove that any sexual relations the woman may have had with the players was not consensual.
After learning of the prosecutors' decision, the three players offered muted statements of relief, but suggested there was little that could undo the damage the case had had on their reputations.
"We've all been hurt, especially me," said Mr. Gooden after the Mets played the Cardinals today in St. Louis. "I'm happy it's over. But I was confident throughout." [ Page B16. ]
Mr. Colton said the woman was informed of his decision on Tuesday. Her lawyer, Bernard Dempsey of Orlando, called her "deeply disappointed" and said she understood that the state had "a difficult task."
"On the other hand, my client is comfortable in the knowledge that she told the authorities the absolute truth," Mr. Dempsey said. He said that he and the woman would discuss "what other relief is available to her," a suggestion, possibly, that she was considering a civil suit.
The Babe Abides!
"Here you go kids. Cigars for everyone. Now you only get one because I don't want to stunt your growth."
"But Babe the doctors tell us that cigars are no good for us."
"Don't listen to doctors kid. They will kill you before you are dead. It's every Americans right to enjoy a stogie. They ain't never gonna stop that. This ain't communist roooshia or nothing like that there. These came all the way from Cuba. There ain't no commies there. One at a time now."
"Thanks Babe!"
"But Babe the doctors tell us that cigars are no good for us."
"Don't listen to doctors kid. They will kill you before you are dead. It's every Americans right to enjoy a stogie. They ain't never gonna stop that. This ain't communist roooshia or nothing like that there. These came all the way from Cuba. There ain't no commies there. One at a time now."
"Thanks Babe!"
Friday, October 30, 2015
Dear Mrs. Steve Philips
You might not remember me but I have written to you before. My name is Kim and I used to be married to a ballplayer. And he was not just a player let me tell you. Not any plain old Sorta-rican that they imported to play the beisbol. It was that piece of shit Art Shamsky who was a big deal with the piece of shit ass Mets thirty years ago. And he is still eating off of that shit if you can believe it.
You remember how it was when you were married to the General Manager of the New York Mets. It was a big deal. Well to the morons who follow the Mets. I mean regular people didn't give a shit. Being married to a Met is not as cool as being married to a sanitation worker or a male prostitute or something cool like that. But it got you into Shea Stadium for free and you got free hot dogs. Well at least the ones they dropped on the floor.
You must have heard how Art divorced me and refused to pay alimony or anything. I thought I had him with his notes about how he was molesting my dog but the lame ass judge didn't care about that. You would think that a judge would have some compassion but he didn't give a shit. So I never go paid just like you are not getting paid.
I know Stevie was trying to get a new gig. I don't know why he didn't. He should call up the Red Sox. I mean after they hired Bobby Valentine as their manager it is obvious that they are hiring all the Met's rejects to staff their team now that the boy wonder Theo Epstein has left. They want to hire ex-Mets to piss off the Yankees but since George is dead I don't think the Yankees even notice anymore. And it is getting ridiculous. I mean I can understand hiring Dwight Gooden to handle the Pharmacy and Darryl Strawberry to do your taxes but why would you hire Rusty Staub to give Big Papi a sponge bath. It is just too freakin' weird you know what I mean. Maybe Steve can hire on to run their sexual harassment seminars or something. It seems like something the Red Sox would do.
Anyhoo I figured I should give you some advice. After fighting all those years with Art I took my twat in my hands and decided to do something different with my life. I met this elderly garmento guy named Bobby. He owned a fabric store and I basically trapped him by having wild monkey sex with him a few times. I had a makeover and even changed my name. Now everybody calls me Jill Zarin. You have seen me on TV. You can do the same thing. I hear they are hiring on the Real Housewives of New York now that they fired....err now that I quit. So you can get a cool gig and lots of ink.
You can't go the way of our mutual friend Brooke Hundley. Well she is my friend. I know you hate her guts because she was banging Steve but I mean why hold a grudge. Steve would have screwed the Crack of Dawn after all. Poor Brooke had a short relationship with Peter Gaamons that old pervert Sportswriter from ESPN who likes to whack off in the jocks of old Red Sox players. I think the last I heard she hooked up with an assistant basketball coach at Syracuse University. I wonder how that turned out. Let me know if you hear from her again.
I just want to know that you have to let it go. That is why when I went to the author graph show and saw that Art was signing I didn't go over to confront him. I stood at my table with Kelly and Cindy and Danielle Staub and signed with them. That was the first time I met Danielle Staub. I asked her if she was related to Rusty and they are cousins. But they are very different. Danielle like girls.
Ok I will admit that I did have Eddie Munster go over and give Artie a wedgie and knock over all of his books. They threw Eddie out but they do that all the time at these shows. All I had to do was pee in my panties and give them to that little washed up perv for a cum rag. Art never knew I was behind it. Just like I never knew he was behind me when he was trying to get it in. You should do the same thing.
Remember. Living well is the best revenge.
Toodles,
Your friend
Jill (Kim Shamsky) Zarin
The Babe abides.
"How ya doing Babe?"
"Real sore Keed. Can you get in those knots there. My back is aching."
"Sure Babe. Can I ask you something?"
"Sure Keed."
"Do you like gladiator movies?"
Sunday, October 25, 2015
Great Moments in Royal's History!
Memories. Misty water colored memories of the Way we Were!
Labels:
baseball,
baseball playoffs,
God is a Yankee Fan
The Sixto Sense.
"Hola Amigo's yo no comprende. Que es eso?"
"I no get the Silver Slugger or the Glove de oro. Perro me tiene the spark plug?"
"Why? Because I should fix the car? That's racist."
"Why not give me some lettuce or beans that was fresh picked."
"People in Wisconsin are muy malo."
"I see cheezy people."
Friday, October 23, 2015
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Tigers Tie Up AL Championship Series
Detroit Tigers
ALCS against the Red Sox tied 2-2
Game 4, Wednesday, October 16, 5:07 PM (PT)
Comerica Park, Detroit, Michigan
Boston
Red Sox
Detroit
Tigers
3 - 7
Final
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | R | H | E | ||
| Red Sox | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 12 | 0 | |
| Tigers | 0 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | x | 7 | 9 | 0 |
| Game 5 - Thu, Oct 17 | vs. | 5:07 PM (PT) | ||||
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Good Luck Tomorrow, Tigers!
Labels:
baseball,
baseball playoffs,
Detroit Tigers,
EPR,
Posts Lem will hate
Sunday, October 13, 2013
Big Papi Miracle at Fenway
Torii Hunter Tumbles over in a bid to catch
Big Papi's game tying Grand Slam Home Run
"The thrill of victory. The agony of those feet"
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
"handy guide to the [baseball] playoffs for the casual fan"
To read the chart go here. I cant duplicate the right size for this chart, so that is readable here.
Thanks ChipS, at Trooper, for the tip.
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