The End.....RIP

WKRLEM TV Once Upon a Time we had a World Without Karen's

Classic TV to clear the palate.

Hell needs a new PA Announcer

Forcas: Will you be interviewing any new announcers my dread Lord.
Lucifer: Yeah we might as well. I just got back from the fucking doctor. My arch fell again. Can you believe that shit? Anyway who do we have in the last bus?
Forcas: Well we have several people that will be coming in. A bunch of Puerto Ricans who moved to Florida will be in next week. That child molester who killed himself. A couple of run of the mill gang bangers from Chi town. But there is one in particular that I think you might want to see. She starred in a famous sitcom!

 Lucifer: Holy shit. That cunt Betty White is finally here! I thought our deal was that she could live to 130. Cool beans.
Forcas: No not the lesser demon Betty White. She still has far too much evil to do on Earth.
Lucifer: Then who is it? Mackenzie Phillips? The one that banged her father? Sweet. I love a dirty girl.
Forcas: No not her either. It’s Rhoda!

Dreams

"Archie we are ready to go out. Are you going to come out to got to dinner?"
"I don't think so Edith. I fell asleep in my chair and I had the strangest dreams."
"What kind of dreams Daddy?"
"Well little girl you got really fat and were always hanging out with really skinny coloreds with flies on their eyes."
"That's weird."
"Did you dream about me Arch?"
"Yeah I did Meathead. You also got fat lost all your hair and kept attacking the President and trying to get him impeached."
"Well Nixon should be impeached."
"It wasn't President Nixon it was some orange guy with blond hair."
"How about me Archie? Did you dream about me/"
"No I didn't Edith. So stifle. You have one season left after you get raped."
"WHAT!!!!!"
"I don't know it was a dream. Usually I dream that I am a Sheriff down South. I don't get it. It must be indigestion. I don't want to go out. Make me something before you go. I am staying home.'

Whose That Girl

She was the babe on just about every TV series in the 1960's and 1970's. Married to an Immortal she was also a muse to Quinn Martin who made some of the most iconic TV shows of the era.

She was just the consummate professional each and every day. She made it her mission to be the best actress she could be even though she thought it was impossible with her admittedly modest talent and training.

But I think she was great. I had rubbed out a few to her in her hey day. Some girls have it. Sheree North. Victoria Principal. Adrienne Barbeau. A slutty used sensuality that rocks you to your core.
And by George I think she's got it!

Whose that girl?

Whose that side boob .....err I mean that girl

Just what the Doctor order she is good medicine so to speak. A carefree spirit who is very very young in this photo but still a beautiful woman to this day. She seems to be a happy person with a Live and Let Live attitude so to speak.

She has appeared in more movies and TV shows than I can count and is currently on the roster of the Hallmark Channel as she often appears in their TV movies. A tasty British crumpet that has never gone stale....whose that girl?

I didn't watch the Emmy's but I still found out that they screwed it up!

I wouldn't be caught dead watching the Emmy's or the Oscars or the Grammy's since they are just long winded attacks by Hollywood on normal traditional Americans. But I do catch up on the controversy on the Internet. This year douche nozzle Scott Spicer couldn't wait to curry favor with liberal Hollywood. He doesn't get that they are laughing at him not with him. What was even worse was something that should be totally non controversial.  The In Memoriam part where they recognize the TV performers who passed away.

They left off Harry Dean Stanton who was great in many shows from Westerns to his tour de force on Big Love where he played the Mormon prophet. Now he just croaked so maybe he meets next years list.

But they left off Joanie. Was it because she used to bang Chachi and he is a Trump supporter? Erin Moran was ignored. She had a tough life the last few years and these Hollywood phonies had no compassion for her troubles.

Veteran character actor Richard Anderson, 91, was also left off. You remember him. He was the boss on "The Six Million Dollar Man" and the "The Bionic Woman." He also was one of the go to guys for generic white guy authority figures. Must be why they left him off.

But they also left off Elena Verdugo, 92, who played the nurse Consuelo Lopez on "Marcus Welby, M.D." First Mexican who had a prime time series role not named Pancho.

All in all it seems like they screwed it up. They have very little reverence for the history of TV. Ratings are way down of course. Mainly because the prizes go to shows on cable or streaming services. So a lot of people don't know the actors or the shows that won.

In fact one of the stars said she doesn't even own a TV. The should have real TV fans make the awards. But that would make too much sense. 

What a boatload of crap.

Bon voyage Joanie. I hope they have a lot crack and adderal in Heaven. God bless her heart.

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Frank Cannon for President!

Reporter: Excuse me Mr. Cannon but how can you justify driving around in a gas guzzling Lincoln Continental. If you expect to be elected President? Don't you want to go green?
Frank Cannon: Well how am I going to fit the girls in the car when I am driving them down to Atlantic City.
Reporter: What girls?
Frank Cannon: Stella Stevens, Angie Dickinson and Charo.
Reporter: What do they want with a fat load like you?
Frank Cannon: Don't be a wise guy you little pissant. Anyone who can see their pecker past a belly like mine must have a real shlong.
Reporter: I would like take a poll on that.
Frank Cannon: I don't swing like that.  You don't get to take my pole. Talk to Barnaby Jones. He was a dancer you know.
Reporter: I still don't believe you.
Frank Cannon: What do I give a shit? The girls like to take the pole. I mean I admit I am a fat bastard so they are always on top. But they love it. They invented a new sport when we started doing this in the 1970's. They call it pole dancing. 
Reporter: What a crock.
Frank Cannon: Hey why don't you go chase down Richard Kimble or some shit like that? Or go to work for CNBC. They always have room for another pajama boy pansy like you.
Reporter: The people have a right to know.
Frank Cannon: Why can't I just eat my burgers?