The first instance of social distancing on Florida beaches

"Hey Jeanie Tony is off on a mission and he told me to take care of you. So I have this big bottle of sun tan lotion to spread on you so you don't burn."
"Back off Captain Healy. I don't burn. I am a Genie. Why don't you go rub up on Emily your next door neighbor. I bet she will like that."
"That's the seventies Jeanie. You are getting ahead of yourself."
"Nobody is getting any head so fuck off why don't you!"

Yes it's a cake.

"It looks delicious."
"Yes I whipped it up for my master."
"Well I hope he appreciates how tasty it looks."
"I am talking about the cake sister. Stop staring at my tits!"

They are Animals.....Animals I tell you!!!!

"Master why did yo leave me with these animals? They are immigrants and not like me. Why oh why did you abandon me to their clutches?"
"Relax you dizzy bird. Yes we are the Animals. I am Eric Burdon and you have inspired me."
"What do you mean inspired you.....you Animal?"
"Baby don't let me be misunderstood. Lets get out of this place. I want to bring it on home. My sun is rising if you know what I mean?"
"Get away from me you dirty immigrant."
"Fair enough bitch. I guess we will visit my old mate Darren. I hear his bird is a lot of fun."

Stop staring at my weiner!

"Stop staring at my weiner." 
"Well it looks like it is going to burn." 
"I hate it when my weiner burns.' 
"Well you should stay away from those astronaut groupies Healy!" 
"Can I touch it master." 
"You can always touch my weiner." 
"Thank you Master."