My heart belongs to Daddy!

While tearing off a game of golf
I may make a play for the caddy
But when I do, I don't follow through
Cause my heart belongs to Daddy

If I invite a boy some night
To dine on my fine Finnan Haddie
I just adore, his asking for more
But my heart belongs to Daddy

Yes, my heart belongs to Daddy
So I simply couldn't be bad
Yes, my heart belongs to Daddy
Da, Da, Da, Da, Da, Da, Da, Da, daaaad

So I want to warn you laddie
Though I know that you're perfectly swell
That my heart belongs to Daddy
Cause my Daddy, he treats it so well

While tearing off a game of golf
I may make a play for the caddy
But when I do, I don't follow through
Cause my heart belongs to Daddy

If I invite a boy some night
To cook up some hot enchilada
Though Spanish rice is all very nice
My heart belongs to Daddy

Yes, my heart belongs to Daddy
So I simply couldn't be bad
Yes, my heart belongs to Daddy
Da, Da, Da, Da, Da, Da, Da, Da, daaaad

So I want to warn you laddie
Though I know that you're perfectly swell
That my heart belongs to Daddy
Cause my Daddy, he treats it so well

Ivanka’s $138 Dress versus Hillary’s $12,495 Jacket

Breitbart News July 22, 2016 by Alex Swoyer

Ivanka Trump reportedlywore a $138, blush-colored dress from her own fashion line — sold at Macy’s and Nordstrom — when she introduced her father Donald Trump on Thursday night at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, Ohio, where he accepted the Republican Party’s nomination for President of the United States.

The 34-year-old fashionista also wore her own dress on Wednesday night.

Melania Trump's Diary

Thank God that is over. Finally this stupid convention is over and we can get on with the rest of the campaign. I thought this was going to be a lot of fun. Balloons. Celebrations. Champagne. Instead it was government cheese on Ritz Crackers with Cold Duck.  What a mess.

I got in a lot of trouble with my speech. I don’t understand it. I trusted Meredith to write up something for me. You know English isn't my first language. In fact it isn’t even my fourth. So I relied on her to come up with something more personal than the tripe that the campaign came up with. I didn't know she was going to copy off someone else’s paper. Normally I can say anything and nobody cares. They just stare at my tits. Not that it really mattered. It was a pile of platitudes and bullshit like all first ladies do. I told her that admired Michelle Obama’s speech. And I do. It is amazing the bullshit she gets away with. I want to follow in her footsteps. But as a Republican you can’t do anything without the press trying to hang you. I have to get used to it. I will because I have gotten used to much worse. I mean when I was a model I had to smell Heidi Klum’s clam that was like low tide at Coney Island. And look at Naomi Campbell’s pubes that sort of look like Todd Bridges head after he got a mini fro. Talk about your monkey sex. She was always trying to finger me. So I can put up with a lot of crap.