Miss Fitzlewanger: Okay Chuckie, you've got the Lennie part, now can you please turn off the waterworks?
Chuckie: It's just...it's just...I feel....I feel his pain so much!
Miss Fitzlewanger: A little less feeling and a little more stifling would....
Donald J Trump, Esq.: Miss Fitzlewanger?
Miss Fitzlewanger: Yes, Donald.
Donald J Trump, Esq.: I'd make a bang-up mean Okie camp director. I think there's much to be said for the beleaguered farmers' resistance to the Okie invasion.
Miss Fitzlewanger: I'm sure you do, Donald, but I've be.....
Chuckie: I could play Lennie and the Okie camp director! They don't share any scenes and......
Miss Fitzlewanger: It's true that your schizoid tendencies and hunger for the limelight are pathological....
Donald J. Trump. Esq.: But Miss Fitzlewanger...
Miss Fitzlewanger: Boys, boys, I'll not be rushed or bullied into a decision. Anyway, you're both made for different stages and I'm sure that given your natural talents for self-promotion and demagogy the sky's the limit.
5 comments:
He's the new Boehner.
Stop yer crying or I'll give you something to cry about.
Poor radical leftwing ISIS night club shooters. Told to keep out. boohoo.
I saw a great tweet.
"The only time a man cries is when Old Yellar dies or you have to shoot the Yearling."
Nice.
Scene: Forest Hills High rehearsal hall.
Production: Of Mice And Men
Time: The distant past.
Miss Fitzlewanger: Okay Chuckie, you've got the Lennie part, now can you please turn off the waterworks?
Chuckie: It's just...it's just...I feel....I feel his pain so much!
Miss Fitzlewanger: A little less feeling and a little more stifling would....
Donald J Trump, Esq.: Miss Fitzlewanger?
Miss Fitzlewanger: Yes, Donald.
Donald J Trump, Esq.: I'd make a bang-up mean Okie camp director. I think there's much to be said for the beleaguered farmers' resistance to the Okie invasion.
Miss Fitzlewanger: I'm sure you do, Donald, but I've be.....
Chuckie: I could play Lennie and the Okie camp director! They don't share any scenes and......
Miss Fitzlewanger: It's true that your schizoid tendencies and hunger for the limelight are pathological....
Donald J. Trump. Esq.: But Miss Fitzlewanger...
Miss Fitzlewanger: Boys, boys, I'll not be rushed or bullied into a decision. Anyway, you're both made for different stages and I'm sure that given your natural talents for self-promotion and demagogy the sky's the limit.
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