Hipster Holocaust
Chapter Ten- A Rat In The Mouth is Worth Two In The
Bush
Anna Feola poured an
espresso and took the small white cup and saucer to the dapper elderly
grey-haired man at the corner table. He looked up at her and smiled a shy smile
that was out of place on his pale, elegant face. His resting face was a hard
one, like he had seen bad things. Done bad things. Things you didn’t want to
know about.
It intrigued her to no
end.
“Here you go, sir,” she
chirped cheerily. His smile deepened if that was possible. “You don’t have to
call me, sir sweetie. Vincenzo is fine. Or V if you want. That’s what my
friends call me.” “Okay, V it is. Say, I wanted to ask if my landlady ever
called you V,” she teased him. He looked at her with a deadpan expression that
almost scared her. “Whose your landlady?” “Celestine. Celestine DiMartino. I
think you know her.”
The old man leaned back
until his back was against the wall. He smiled a little in remembrance. A fond
remembrance, it would seem. “Yeah, I know her. From a long time ago. She is
your landlady? Good, that’s good. You give her my regards, ok?” “I will V when
I see her when I get home. I am sure she will be happy to get them.” He gave a
little shake of his head. “Maybe, maybe not. But give them to her all the
same.”
Anna gave him a quick
smile and scurried back behind the counter. The line had already formed in the
few moments she had spent at the table. She had to hurry to get out of the
weeds.
Vincenzo looked at the
street as he did every other minute. He had lived a long time by being careful.
With his wits and with his fist. Occasionally, with a pistol. Once and a while
with a bomb. Those days were gone, and still not that far away if that made any
sense.
He had great eyesight.
Sniper’s eyes, they used to call it. He saw a guy leaning against a Con Edison
junction box in front of the barbershop. He was out of place in the new
neighborhood. A guinea in a Member’s Only jacket circa 1986. That wouldn’t have
been a surprise in this neighborhood twenty years ago. More like forty years
ago. Still, there were a few holdouts. It was not as prevalent as the 1980’s
but not anything unusual for some of the cheap ginzos who still lived around
here. They never threw anything out. Some of them still had their communion
suits and the envelopes that came with them. What was unusual was that he was
studiously avoiding looking at the coffee shop. He was nervously peeping all
around. Except at this front window. Vincenzo had super strong radar. When
something was out of place, he noticed it. And he acted.