Merry Christmas

 

"And stop staring at my tits!"

Merry Christmas

 Merry Christmas to everyone who posts here and most of all to everyone who reads and comments. 

God bless you and your families. 

I visited a friend from Australia today and he served traditional Aussie Barbecue.

Some Christmas parties are weird.

What's on your Christmas list?

Ho,Ho,Ho......you ho's!

So things are tight going into the Holiday season. Windbag and other small businessmen can tell you that business is epically bad and people don't want to spend money. The election has freaked everyone out.  We have to think up things to get people into the store to pump our holiday sales. We restocked and redecorated and merchandised. We ordered new gifty type thingy's. We put out flyers and emails and instagrams. But then the wife  had a brainstorm.

She wants me to dress up as Santa.

You see the neighborhood has become all about kids. There is an incredible baby boom. All of these rich people have moved in and bought up the brownstones and had kids. They are generally older couples or an older guy with a younger wife. We have been selling nursing bras and maternity stuff like it was going out of style. So we want to cater to young kid and the families.

First world problem: Christmas is a bear

Any suggestions to lighten Yuletide stress?

Merry Christmas, mom

Merry Christmas, mom pic.twitter.com/7KKU4OnWad

— Noha (@NicholasBillock) December 23, 2015

Christmas music mix

"Passenger tossed after flipping out over staff’s ‘Merry Christmas’"

The grumpy passenger, who appeared to be traveling alone, barked at the woman, “You shouldn’t say that because not everyone celebrates Christmas.”

The agent replied, “Well, what should I say then?”

“Don’t say, ‘Merry Christmas!’ ” the man shouted before brushing past her.

Once on the plane, he was warmly greeted by a flight attendant who also wished him a “merry Christmas.” That was the last straw.

via Drudge

Nephews are home from school all week

Saturday Morning, behind the Swimming Center

Yesterday at the local park, all to ourselves 

 

Saturday morning after Swimming Lesson

These are a few of my favorite things...

plaid flannel pajamas

apricot jelly

the scent of lilacs

What are some of yours?