Bewitched 2018

"Hello Mother. Why are you here."
"I am here to ask why you are still married to that human my beautiful Samantha? Don't you realize he is not worthy of you."
"No one is worthy of me Mother. But I love the first Darren. He is a faggot and I am a fag hag. Not a regular hag like you Mommie. We can talk about all the things we both love. Fashion. Decorating. Anal."
"You know he used to be your Uncle's Lover."
"I know. He told me he never had any time for him because he was always running off to be a Hollywood Square or be on Hollywood Squares or something like that. He would much rather be with me so we can paint each others toenails and trim our bushes. It's true love mother and you can't stand in the way."
"I guess not dear. Have it your own way. Just be aware. You are due for a replacement Darren and there is no guarantee he will be a homo like this one."
"No worries. I will turn him into one before you know it. It's my specialty."

KLEM FM

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Listen at least to the inspired intro.

Speaking of wearing it well...

But, let it be known that Lena Dunham has called a truce on dissing Trump's looks. link

If she keeps her word (she was supposed to move to Canada), I shall cut her ample slack.

Staying On Script

Overheard at Lem's:

Lem wants me to tone down the sexy shots....but I gotta say we want to dance the hot spicy Salsa! 
~Trooper York 

Lena Dunham models lingerie: Trigger Warning: You cannot unsee this!

Check your privilege... on aisle five

Uptown Girl... What I shot @Target pic.twitter.com/f7uuqrevEm
— Lem (@Lemang01) November 8, 2014

Lena Dunham: I am sorry If I caused Pain

I am dismayed over the recent interpretation of events described in my book Not That Kind of Girl.

First and foremost, I want to be very clear that I do not condone any kind of abuse under any circumstances.

Childhood sexual abuse is a life-shattering event for so many, and I have been vocal about the rights of survivors. If the situations described in my book have been painful or triggering for people to read, I am sorry, as that was never my intention. I am also aware that the comic use of the term “sexual predator” was insensitive, and I’m sorry for that as well.

As for my sibling, Grace, she is my best friend, and anything I have written about her has been published with her approval.

 

Give Lena Dunham a break

If your father were an artist and filled your childhood walls with his own art, and his art looked like this, then you'd be a twisted sister psychologically damaged too.

Break the cycle of child abuse!

Did Lena Dunham Molest Her Little Sister?

The Evidence from a book Lena Dunham wrote Not That Kind of Girl: A Young Woman Tells You What She’s “Learned”.

 

 

The accusation from the National Review writer Kevin D. Williamson...

If there is such a thing as actually abusing a child through excessive generosity and overindulgence, then Lena Dunham’s parents are child abusers. Her father, Carroll Dunham, is a painter noted for his primitive brand of highbrow pornography, his canvases anchored by puffy neon-pink labia; her photographer mother filled the family home with nude pictures of herself, “legs spread defiantly.” Self-styled radicals from old money, they were not the sort of people inclined to enforce even the most lax of boundaries. And they were, in their daughter’s telling, enablers of some very disturbing behavior that would be considered child abuse in many jurisdictions — Lena Dunham’s sexual abuse, specifically, of her younger sister, Grace, the sort of thing that gets children taken away from non-millionaire families without Andover pedigrees and Manhattanite social connections. Dunham writes of casually masturbating while in bed next to her younger sister, of bribing her with “three pieces of candy if I could kiss her on the lips for five seconds . . . anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl I was trying.” At one point, when her sister is a toddler, Lena Dunham pries open her vagina — “my curiosity got the best of me,” she offers, as though that were an explanation. “This was within the spectrum of things I did.”

Lena Dunham reacts to the accusation via Twitter ... after the jump

Dunham's nudity on 'Girls'

"At a Television Critics Association panel for Girls on Thursday, a writer for The Wrap asked the show’s creator and star, Lena Dunham, why she insists on appearing naked so often on the show. “I don’t get the purpose of all the nudity on the show. By you, particularly,” the writer, Tim Molloy, said to Dunham. “I feel like I’m walking into a trap where you say no one complains about the nudity on Game of Thrones, but I get why they’re doing it. They’re doing it to be salacious. To titillate people. And your character is often naked at random times for no reason.”

Dunham, likely bored by the subject which has been raised again and again since the show’s first season, brushed him off by saying her aim was realism. “It’s a realistic expression of what it’s like to be alive,” she said. “If you’re not into me, that’s your problem.” Judd Apatow, who executive produces the show along with Dunham, took a harsher stance, later accusing the journalist of asking a question that was not only “sexist and offensive, it’s misogynistic.”

But Molloy was still confused, going on to write a post about the panel where he again noted his confusion over why Dunham’s character frequently appeared naked. “I don’t like it or not like it,” he wrote. “I just don’t get the artistic reason for it, and want to understand it, because I’m a TV critic.”"

Poll Finds Lena Dunham Cohort Key To McAuliffe Win

Story at HuffPo: link

Will that genie even fit back in the bottle?

Your First Time

I've been enjoying pictures of the Obama Hand-Message Celebrities with "Bomb Syria" photo-shopped onto their hands.  "Demand a plan... to Bomb Syria" was pretty good, too.   But I think that it's got to be Lena Dunham for the win.

(I believe that a fellow named Krewe Maynard is to be thanked for this.)

I'm also struck by just how much of that "win" is dependent on knowing the context and having seen the original campaign ad.  This, and the OH-MC, are only as funny as they are because of how enthusiastically enthusiastic and happy those celebrities were to promote Obama.  It wasn't any gruff or reserved, "Oh, I think he'd be the best of the lot and I plan to vote for him."   No, it was "This is just like having sex for the first time!"

Well, now it's (most probably going to be) dropping bombs.  Though not the first time, eh?   And the economy still sucks.

UPDATE:  El Pollo Raylan gives us this link explaining the silence of anti-war Hollywood.

Another reason some Hollywood progressives have been reticent to speak out against war in Syria, according to Asner, is fear of being called racist.

“A lot of people don’t want to feel anti-black by being opposed to Obama,” he said.

Be labeled racist because you oppose something done by a black president? Naw... never gonna happen.