Wikileakes: Excepts from John Podesta's Email to Hillary Clinton

John Podesta: I can't help what I do! I can't help it, I can't...

Hillary: The old story! We never can help it in court!

John Podesta: What do you know about it? Who are you anyway? Who are you? Criminals? Are you proud of yourselves? Proud of breaking safes or cheating at cards? Things you could just as well keep your fingers off. You wouldn't need to do all that if you'd learn a proper trade or if you'd work. If you weren't a bunch of lazy bastards. But I... I can't help myself! I have no control over this, this evil thing inside of me, the fire, the voices, the torment!

Huma: Do you mean to say that you have to rape children at Satanic rituals?

John Podesta: It's there all the time, driving me out to wander the streets, following me, silently, but I can feel it there. It's me, pursuing myself! I want to escape, to escape from myself! But it's impossible. I can't escape, I have to obey it. I have to run, run... endless streets. I want to escape, to get away! And I'm pursued by ghosts. Ghosts of mothers and of those children... they never leave me. They are always there... always, always, always!, except when I do it, when I... Then I can't remember anything. And afterwards I see those posters and read what I've done, and read, and read... did I do that? But I can't remember anything about it! But who will believe me? Who knows what it's like to be me? How I'm forced to act... how I must, must... don't want to, must! Don't want to, but must! And then a voice screams! I can't bear to hear it! I can't go on! I can't... I can't...

Greatest Drudge Headline Ever!

SHE'S HAD ENOUGH WEINER!
HUMA CHOOSES HILLARY

Drudge posts the greatest headline ever after Huma dumps Weiner when he sexts another dic pic. This one had his kid in the photo! Holy crapola. Heres the photo:

That's the girl he was texting and his kid in the photo. What a Dad!

Here is the story from the NY Post. I don't want to cut and paste it because I am laughing too hard.

I know that Chip and Lem have posts as well so lets all join in! Enjoy!

If the Hillary Campaign could be taped....what would we hear

Huma: It was bad, Mama. They laughed at me. They have made a documentary about it now. Hold me, Mama. Please hold me.

Hillary: I should've killed myself when he put it in me. After the first time, before we were married, he promised never again. He promised, and I believed him. But sin never dies. Sin never dies. At first, it was all right. We lived sinlessly. We slept in the same bed, but we never did it. And then, that night, I saw him looking down at me that way. We got down on our knees to pray for strength. I smelled the whiskey on his breath. Then he took me. He took me, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath, and I liked it. I liked it! With all that dirty touching of his hands all over me. I should've given you to God when you were born, but I was weak and backsliding, and now the Devil has come home. We'll pray.

Huma: Yes. Allah Akbar.

Hillary: We'll pray. We'll pray. We'll pray for the last time. We'll pray.

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