If Star Dates were like J Dates

"Don't be upset my dear. I am a doctor damn it not a perv. I have to feel you conch."
"Wrong movie dipshit."

Damn It Wyatt......

Wyatt Earp: [to Billy Clanton] You think you're pretty tough, don't ya, son? I never knew a gunslinger yet so tough he lived to celebrate his 35th birthday. I learned one rule about gunslingers. There's always a man faster on the draw than you are, and the more you use a gun, the sooner you're gonna run into that man.
Billy Clanton: Now it's dark...
Wyatt Earp: What are you talking about Billy?
Morgan Earp: Damn it Wyatt, I'm a deputy not a dialogue coach.
(Gunfight at OK Corral, 1957)