California condors

Bill and Alice took great pride in their work with endangered species but there are still many problems to be sorted. It never ends. Sometimes it seems to them that their solutions to problems just create more problems and it always is one challenge after another.

Whispering sweet nothings in her ear. Calling each other condor-endearments.

Well it's a happy ending then innit. They conjured forth all that they knew about child rearing.