Friday, July 31, 2015

Jennifer or Bailey.......As God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly!

"Why are we here Jennifer?"
"I don't know. It is something about stretching. Changing it up. Say are you still dating Dr. Johnny Fever? What's up with that?"
"Well I can explain it in one word."
"What's that?"
"Drugs."
"I love the eighties!"

11 comments:

Methadras said...

I'll take pre-Burt Reynolds Lonnie Anderson. I just don't want his seconds. Thank you.

Trooper York said...

I kind of doubt that Burt was first.

I mean she was a Hollywood starlet for years before she got a break.

Burt was getting sloppy seventy eights or something. You need to be less discriminating buddy.

AllenS said...

As God is my witness, I thought cigars were to be smoked and not used on women.

edutcher said...

Bailey at least wasn't made of Silly Putty.

"As God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly!"

If there was a funnier 10 minutes in sitcoms, I missed them.

Thank you, sir.

You made me smile.

edutcher said...

AllenS said...

As God is my witness, I thought cigars were to be smoked and not used on women.

from what I've read, some women can smoke them and use them at the same time.

Methadras said...

Trooper York said...

I kind of doubt that Burt was first.

I mean she was a Hollywood starlet for years before she got a break.

Burt was getting sloppy seventy eights or something. You need to be less discriminating buddy.


Oh, I know Burt wasn't first, I just would rather get ahead of him if you know what I mean.

Trooper York said...

Yeah he might have put in places that you don't want to follow. I can understand what you mean.

Trooper York said...

But still and all he had a pretty impressive list. Dinah Shore. Sally Field. Loni. Totie Fields. Carol Wayne. Charles Nelson Reilly. Dom Deluise.


Yeah I get what you mean.

ndspinelli said...
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NorthOfTheOneOhOne said...

What ever happened to Jan Smithers? I never saw her in anything again.

edutcher said...

"As God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly!"

If there was a funnier 10 minutes in sitcoms, I missed them.

The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!

Best.Line.Ever.

bagoh20 said...

Bailey was really hot, but so was Burt.

Seriously though, Burt Reynolds had a great unseriousness about him that was very charming. He would never be a Scientologist.