Thursday, February 13, 2025

More walnut stories

 

Walnut is a wonderful wood to work with, it has been prized for centuries, and people like walnut things - furniture, bowls, heck, walnuts themselves. Let us delve into some of its attributes.

Let’s start with the trees themselves - they are very good looking trees with compound, opposite leaves, and in the open they crown out nicely.

I planted this one in 2012 after I moved into my current house. I took this picture of my dog Boudreaux and the sapling when the tree was about two years old:

Boudreaux didn’t like having her picture taken in her later days, but I tried to get a picture of her next to that tree every year. She was a great dog.

I have planted a total of a dozen walnut trees here and in a good year (proper amount of rain, no late freezes and so on) I get a lot of walnuts just from my yard:

That’s a lot of walnuts! I like sprouting them and planting more trees. I think of it as paying it forward.

My turning teacher lives a couple of counties east of here and he has tree guys deliver logs to his place. In the past I would take my saw over there and saw the giant logs and he would pay me with slabs or turning chunks.

I got a nice slab out of that pile, and the burl in the foreground became a nice bowl:

This slab is from out at that farm.

A few years later I got some walnut from local walnut that was knocked over in an ice storm.

Some of the pieces from that tree had a nice contrast between the heart wood and the pale sapwood:

I rough turned them into bowl blanks:

Then I finish turned them.

There is another story about that tree that I have to write. As I sawed the downed log into manageable sized chunks then ripped the chunks in half, I kept hitting nails.

Seriously, I had never encountered another tree in my decades of sawing that had that much tramp metal in it. Sure, one finds random pieces of stuff in trees - one time I sawed a beer bottle in half - it had been set on a tree and the tree grew over it.

This is a piece of sweetgum wood that my sawing buddy Mikey had been working on, he kept hitting this and when he stopped to sharpen his saw I cut around the obstacle and found this - an old glass insulator that had been attached to a tree to support a wire of some sort. Given the nature of sawing it is inevitable that one finds such things with a newly sharpened saw. Murphy wrote about that.

But back to the walnut tree - I would make a cut and the chain would become dull. It seemed like I hit metal every time I made a cut, but that’s probably an exaggeration. It was probably only about 50% of the time. I split out some pieces and I collected some of the bits of chain-dullers:

It was an impressive array of nails and other fasteners and I couldn’t, for the life of me, figure out what was going on with that tree.

I was working on the tree and around noon a bleary eyed guy stumbled up to me as I was sharpening my saw.

“What you doin’?”

“Sharpening my saw - I keep hitting nails” I replied.

“Oh yeah”, he said, “I built a tree house in this tree when I was a kid and I nailed boards into the trunk so I could climb up to it.”

Well, there you have it. Mystery solved. He was probably about 40 years old and had lived in that place since he was a kid. And, if you know how kids nail things together you know that he had used all the nails he could obtain. And, of course, the tree had overgrown them and they were no longer visible on the surface and the rungs of his makeshift ladder had long since rotted away.

I swear I found every single nail he used. But the wood was beautiful and frequent sharpening was a small price to pay for such nice walnut.

“Thanks for explaining that”, I said.

“No problem”, he replied. “Now I’ve got to get my mind right” and he went inside and came out with a 24 ounce beer, which he proceeded to drink. Hell, it was noon, so go for it, bro. It’s five o'clock somewhere!

Sawing is never a dull (argh!) or boring job. The human element just makes it all the more fascinating.

I am pretty sure this small bench was made out of wood from that tree. I suppose I could run a metal detector over it just to be certain.

One more piece of tramp metal I found in a walnut tree:

That is a full metal jacket slug that I found with my band saw. No tree deserves to be shot - hell, they are just standing there - what’s the challenge in that, eh?

But enough about that. Keep your tools sharp and you will always do well.

On Runaway Rockets & Enflamed Rage

 

Wednesday, February 12, 2025

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Saturday, February 8, 2025

Wednesday, February 5, 2025

I Thought As Much...

 


When I heard our glorious governor, Michael DeWidiot, had been re-elected, I smelled a rat. Few people in OH were/are as despised as he. Then the Demos whined about a second referendum on abortion, which they lost badly first time around. They got one, to the surprise of many and mirabile dictu this time they got their way.

So, yeah, I knew something was up, but the Demos and Undocumented Democrats, DeWidiot chief among them, covered their tracks a little better. But now we know.

Tuesday, February 4, 2025

Wednesday, January 29, 2025

OK Just in case,

you get accosted by some Lefty who asks you where our slave labor is going to come from, here is the answer that will floor them.

Short form is 1% of illegals (as far as we can tell) are choppin' cotton and singin' Ol' Man Ribber. Almost all are in the big cities, as Stephen Miller put it, collecting welfare.

Clearly, we can do without them. Facts are murder, aren't they?

Tuesday, January 28, 2025

That sound you hear in the background..

is whatever is left of Gavin Newsom's political career crashing and burning like the IJN carriers at Midway .

Donald Trump used his emergency powers to provide water to SoCal and send in the military to expedite relief.

In other happy news, Trump is sending the Army Engineers to the rescue in W NC.


Am I allowed to say, "I love it when a plan comes together."?

Makes ya proud to be an American.


Monday, January 27, 2025

Can't wait for the appeal

 OK, this is so cool. The hearing on Idiot and Zippy's Weaponization of the Feds. Start at 1:47:30 and it only takes 5 minutes for the NY judge to tell Jordan's committee what a crock the 34 convictions are

Saturday, January 25, 2025

Wednesday, January 22, 2025

On Quacks & Corrosion

 



A second thought on those pardons

OK, we saw that 1915 decision that acceptance of a pardon was considered an admission of guilt. That is not the end of it.

Consider this.

Section 2.

The President shall be commander in chief of the Army and Navy of the United States*, and of the militia of the several states, when called into the actual service of the United States; he may require the opinion, in writing, of the principal officer in each of the executive departments, upon any subject relating to the duties of their respective offices, and he shall have power to grant reprieves and pardons for offenses against the United States, except in cases of impeachment.

So, a pre-emptive pardon would appear to be unconstitutional. And it may show the wishful thinking (not to mention ignorance and intellectual laziness) of a lot of law profs that, simply because a President issues such a pardon, it is valid.

T'ain't.

If somebody wants to fight the issue the Thomas Court may have a BIGLY surprise for them.

* When he was appointed Chairman of the JCS, Mark Milley said he was ready to work with Donald Trump. The CJCS doesn't have autonomous power. He is subordinate to the President, according to the Constitution. Thus, his statement was an act of insubordination. And the current Chair, appointed by Idiot, may well be looking for another job in the near future.

You heard it here first.

Toldja the next 4 years were going to be fun.

Tuesday, January 21, 2025

Monday, January 20, 2025

This is too cute

A great man once observed, "Never underestimate Joe's ability to fu(k things up" .

True words were never spoken, even if it wasn't said Joe whose ability it was. Brandon was legendary for his hatred of "the smart guys" quite likely because if he was in a room with someone, they were smarter that he.

With this in mind, we turn to today's lesson. Nitwit's pre-emptive pardons have a couple of holes in them. First, as noted by better minds than mine, they only apply to Federal crimes. Second, (and this is the good one) there's a 1915 SCOTUS ruling that states acceptance of a pardon is an admission of guilt.

So, if the recipient of one of those pardons was brought up on charges in a state court, he has already admitted his guilt.

I believe the old Klingon proverb goes, revenge is a dish best served cold.

Free at last

Free at last, thank God Almighty, we're free at last.

I borrowed from the other man whose day this is (actually, there's a third, Robert E Lee*, in my mind the finest man this continent ever produced) to celebrate the end of the lying dogfaced pony soldier's Babylonian Presidency and his pitiful, oppressive, corrupt reign and the accession of the God Emperor of the Cherry Blossom Throne to his rightful place as President of the United States.

As to all of Idiot's pre-empitve pardons, I doubt they're any more valid than his proclamation of the ERA as 28th Amendment.

Enough of him. He is condemned to the dustbin of history, surpassing James Buchanan (not a bad Secretary of State, though) as worst President in American history.

Enjoy your day, Mr President. You've earned it.

* Gen'l Lee's birthday was January 19th and several Southern states are observing it today.

PS As Sergeant Tyree said to Colonel Brittles, "Wish you'd'a been holdin' a full hand".


Saturday, January 18, 2025

On Now & Then

On the way, in one of those once in a life time moments where dream, vision and hard work turn into a physical, tangible reality, as Trump, Melania and Barron ascend the stairs together to stand, wave and enter the door of Air Force One again.  

Below is their last wave as they left Washington four years ago, on Jan 20, 2021, with no clue as to what was yet to come, the humiliations, validations, horrors and vindications, and a "lot of rallies, can you imagine, over 900 rallies?"  That's a lot of adversity and walking up and down plane stairs while holding onto hope and a vision for change.

And now, four years later, this! Hard to imagine, yet here they are, going up them and walking into Air Force One with Trump on his way back to DC, the White House and the Presidency.  

Update:  The assigned plane they boarded today is Air Force 2, with that flight designated as "Special Air Mission 47".

On Legacy: Standing in Between, Filling the Gap, & Zero Sense

 



On Hope & Change

 






Friday, January 17, 2025

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