Mother Theresa gets up to heaven and starts looking around, when she sees Princess Diana in the corner with this enormous fucking halo, especially compared to hers. Mother Theresa immediately goes up to St. Peter, grabs him by the balls and squeezes, "You sons of bitches! I fucking lived and gave my life to the fucking lepers! What has she done except live a life of privilege and riches? Why does she get a bigger halo than me?"
St. Peter looks over, and gasps back at Mother Theresa, "That's not a halo, it's a steering wheel!"
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LOL! I thought St Pete would say, "We got a lot of nuns up here, but only one royalty."
I still think it's unusual and fitting that Lady Di's death allowed MotherT to quietly and peacefully make her exit without focus or fanfare.
That Christopher Hitchens' piece about how Mother Theresa was, in fact, kind of a preening jerk - maybe she and P. Di registered about even on the sinnin' scope.
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