"A flesh colored fanny pack to carry your beer! Now from RONCO for $19.95 includes a six pack of PBR to give you that six pack you always wanted!
Available in many diverse skin tones. Pasty White Guy! Greasy Mexican! Caramel Harry Belafonte!
If you purchase tonight you also get a free Ginzu and a Popeil pocket fisherman! Order now operators are standing by!"
(Small Businesses That Didn't Quite Cut It by Doris Kearns Goodwin)
3 comments:
No Mr Microphone?
Forget about a pocket fisherman, these days that would easily carry Mr. Mac 10!
this reminded me of a hilarious canadian series on netflix, trailer park boys. it has brought belly laughs as i heal from rotator cuff surgery.
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