Trump chopper presser

This is a good one. The tone is pleasant, the journalists are too hot to be antagonistic. They're like little puppies today. The subjects covered are China and background checks, FRB rates and a very beautiful letter from Kim Jon Un that Trump cannot discuss.

Fine.

I'll make it up then.

Here goes.

Dear Mr. President of the United States🇺🇸, whom we call Trump. 🌸🌺🌺🌹🌷🌷💐 I give you some flowers and some candy 🍭🍭🍪🥓 bacon is candy in my country and some cake 🍰🍰 and ice cream 🍦🍦. Okay, here's what I want to tell you. All those missiles we shot off 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀were because China 🇨🇳 made me do it. They're very bossy to me. Ew, I hate that so much. Because it's not really me. But nothing against you, nothing against South Korea🇰🇷, just China being mean again. They do this all the time. Panda face🐼/ Dragon face🐉 all the time back and forth. I am so sick of them using me to snap at you. Not fair! I am looking forward to trashing 🗑 those guys and hooking up 🎣 with you so we can have a McDonalds, 🍔🍟 and KFC 🐓 and one of those Chick Fil A things ✝️❤️, and Taco Bell 🌮🔔 but not one of those Greens things 🥙 that's rabbit food, that's just weird. We want only real fast food places like donuts 🍩 and pies 🥧. 

North Korea 🇰🇵 and United States 🇺🇸 forever. 

Love 🤟and Kisses 💋, Kim  

Know what's kind of weird?

The public citizens gathered in back are just standing there watching Trump doing his thing with the press, basking in his glory as he does his job in his way. They cannot hear what they are asking nor what he says to them. It's all visual. They're all just really digging standing there watching his back. They're all going, "OMG, there's our president doing his thing. I just want to stand here and watch him."  And, "Boy, am I hungry."