Melania Trump’s Diary
February 21, 2016
So we have won in South Carolina. I love South Carolina. All
the nice white people with their moon pies and snakes and moonshine. They
remind me of the people back home in Slovenia. Good hard working people who
work the land, drink to excess and have sex with their cousins. My kind of
people.
Donald was so happy and pleased that he even raised a chubby
without me having to munch on Little Donald all night. It was wonderful. But then seeing Jeb Bush
humiliated always makes him hard.
Thank God for Laura Bush. She called me up at the beginning
of the campaign. She said she knew I would be the next First Lady and she has
important stuff to tell me once Donald wins. She hates Jebbie with a passion so
she fed us inside information all campaign long. We didn’t even have to use
most of it.
I just wish that bitch Ivanka wouldn’t push her way into
the spotlight. She always has to push her big cow face in there. Now she is as
big as a house she should stay home and have the baby. I just don’t trust her.
Donald and her are just too damn close. She is always sitting on his lap and
tousling his weave while he tweeks her nipples and she giggles. I mean it is
not as bad as Jeb and old bug eyed Barbara. She still bathes him you know. At
least that’s what Laura says. You just never know about people.
Now we just have to take care of the Rent Boy and
Frankenstein. Donald is just waiting to release the video he has of Jax Taylor
and Tom Sandoval and Marco at a party in Miami in 2003. It is pretty
disgusting. Those Vanderpump Rules homos were all up in Marco’s business. All
the way up. I mean you think people would have figured it out when they saw the
Rent Boy wearing those high heeled boots but whatever. We just need to wait for
the right time. I mean who would vote for someone who had sex with Reality TV
Stars.
9 comments:
If I were playing marry, fuck, or kill, I would definitely marry Laura Bush, fuck Melania, and kill the Goldman Sachs banker just on the principle of the thing. In the more depraved children's version of the game, I would marry either of the Bush twins, fuck Ivanka, and kill Chelsea. If I could have the threesome, I would marry Ivanka, fuck the Bush twins, and kill Chelsea........I bet Jeb Bush's wife was hot when she was younger. The down side of being a good Christian is that you don't get to upgrade your wife during the mid life crisis. Is it any wonder so many Christians have lost their faith and so many others are turning to Islam to find their path to God.
He has a bit of McGreevey in him.
Literally.
LOL, Trooper.
But doesn't this sorta prove that you're anti-Trump and thus pro-Hillary?
Fast Lane Lady
Smoldering Slovenian eyes,
She saw her chances and took 'em;
Never looked back when babushkas
Gave her the evil eye: fook 'em.
Not at all.
I am a clear eyed observer who is not fooling himself.
In particular I am a clear eyed observer of Melania's tata's.
LOL. Those boots did give off a Gay vibe didn't they? Of course, maybe its just the Cuban influence - maybe that's macho in Miami.
The last thing I want to do is see Chelsea's homely puss for another 4 years.
Go Bernie.
Does he even have a wife?
I think he has a comrade.
rcocean said...
The last thing I want to do is see Chelsea's homely puss for another 4 years.
Go Bernie.
Does he even have a wife?
February 21, 2016 at 6:49 PM
Blogger Trooper York said...
I think he has a comrade.
She was chosen for him by the politburo. He had no choice in the matter.
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