There's far too much slick in our mass media soaked world for my tastes. Here in The Shire, we like things honest.
Just the other day I saw some new TV ad for one of those ED drugs. Maybe it was the one you're supposed to take in the bathtub. Anyway, some way-too-hot chick humps the TV screen like in one of those booths where you put money in the slot and the chick shows you her privates and you can whack off if that's what you're into.
It's a big bucks ad, by a big bucks ad agency, promoted by a big bucks pharmaceutical company.
Disgusting.
But you know what? They wouldn't be doing it if they didn't think it would work on the average mook and they're probably right.
But that's beside the point. We Hobbits never get ED.
That idiot was a fucking disgrace. Doling a fucking commercial instead of honoring a great performance. Was he was doing his Bob Ford imitation? I really wanted the Royals. But that GREAT pitcher, who this fat asshole was supposed to be giving an award to, had to listen to a HORRIBLE bumbling crass commercial. Bumgarner is all class. This fucker had none.
Bumgarner really is a classy guy. After listening to the TV announcers hyperventilate and drool all over him you want to think otherwise but, no. He's an awesome pitcher and good people. We've (SF) has been blessed with great pitching.
As an employee of Government Motors, he has probably been at step 10 of his GS8 payscale forever. Seniority got him the tickets to the game, he probably just had to do this little task to justify the company picking up the trip expenses. Which now will not include the bar tab.
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The sad thing is that the guy will probably keel over within a couple years as his heart infarcts.
I found that highly endearing.
There's far too much slick in our mass media soaked world for my tastes. Here in The Shire, we like things honest.
Just the other day I saw some new TV ad for one of those ED drugs. Maybe it was the one you're supposed to take in the bathtub. Anyway, some way-too-hot chick humps the TV screen like in one of those booths where you put money in the slot and the chick shows you her privates and you can whack off if that's what you're into.
It's a big bucks ad, by a big bucks ad agency, promoted by a big bucks pharmaceutical company.
Disgusting.
But you know what? They wouldn't be doing it if they didn't think it would work on the average mook and they're probably right.
But that's beside the point. We Hobbits never get ED.
That idiot was a fucking disgrace. Doling a fucking commercial instead of honoring a great performance. Was he was doing his Bob Ford imitation? I really wanted the Royals. But that GREAT pitcher, who this fat asshole was supposed to be giving an award to, had to listen to a HORRIBLE bumbling crass commercial. Bumgarner is all class. This fucker had none.
Oh, this guy is being considered for the next WH spokesman.
Bumgarner really is a classy guy. After listening to the TV announcers hyperventilate and drool all over him you want to think otherwise but, no. He's an awesome pitcher and good people. We've (SF) has been blessed with great pitching.
Chevys are not built Ford tough and it shows.
As an employee of Government Motors, he has probably been at step 10 of his GS8 payscale forever. Seniority got him the tickets to the game, he probably just had to do this little task to justify the company picking up the trip expenses. Which now will not include the bar tab.
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