Kim Jong-un, beloved leader of 24 million citizens of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, has ordered that all male university students are now required to get the same haircuts his very own.
Lucky Nork guys. No more guesswork about hair styles. Buzz, snip, snip, shave, shave, product, and done. Every university man looks like Kim. Sort of.
The Democratic People's Republic of Korea is a genuine workers' state in which all the people are completely liberated from exploitation and oppression. The workers, peasants, soldiers and intellectuals are the true masters of their destiny and are in a unique position to defend their interests.Says the DPK's official website.
The "liberated from exploitation and oppression" part must not apply to hairstyles, nor does the "masters of their destiny part." Or maybe it's something lost in translation. Anyhow, the university guys probably aren't crazy about the mandated haircut.
"Our leader's haircut is very particular, if you will," one source tells Radio Free Asia. "It doesn't always go with everyone since everyone has different face and head shapes." Meanwhile, a North Korean now living in China says the look is actually unpopular at home because people think it resembles Chinese smugglers. "Until the mid-2000s, we called it the 'Chinese smuggler haircut'."Lucky for the Nork women, they get to choose their hairstyles from any of eighteen government allowable coifs, while university men get the Kim Jong-un 90's grunge hairstyle.
Are tickle here.
19 comments:
An entire nation wearing a Zippy the Pinhead hairdo!
This Kim Jong-un guy must be a secret Zen master!
Damn good thing I don't have nuclear weapons today, or I might be using them.
Nukes? Why is that, El Shouto?
Misbehaving Old Dawgz!
Smacking them with a newspaper isn't working!
Oh oh! I smell an Obama executive order coming down the chute. Mandatory Mom Jeans.
@bagoh
What a fight that would be...
Kim the Pinhead versus Obama Mom Jeans!
A Fight to the Finish for World Domination!
But you dasn't call Kim bossy!
It's a good look.
Apparently, women aren't allowed to wear their hair long:
http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?cid=1103&MainCatID=11&id=20130223000071
Shout:
"Misbehaving Old Dawgz!
Smacking them with a newspaper isn't working!"
Out with it.
Not too close! You think I have that insurance? Berra
@deborah
We're having a family squabble.
Not enough tits on the bitch for all the pups!
But, we got good new today, too!
We're returning to Bethel Woods, the site of the original 69 Woodstock Festival, in September.
It's a bit like the haircuts on Vikings
All your haircut are belong to -un.
Also?
Bad barber you!
Congrats, Shout! That is BIG.
He learned this from Mitt Romney.
Phx attempted wit fail.
They say one man's wit is another man's woe.
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