Earlier, I was going to ask Titus who he was "rutting" for in the Harvard v. MIT thing. I figured that I couldn't get away with such an egregious pun. You gave me an out.
The government shutdown is an IRS ruse to flush out GOP terrorist who refuse to sign up for Obamacare and would rather starve because Obama had promised they could keep their doctor and their HMO at their cells, I mean work, but of course they cant.
A tweet that could not fit because it drank over 16 ounces of soda.
So far "pixie prick" is the smallest I've been willing to go in derogatory penis-related name calling, but Palin treads where I would not. Another thin cylindrical object "Pencil"is reserved for derogatory neck-related name calling.
Well, Harry got what he wanted. The exchanges are open... well except they are not running. And the Senate staffers get to stay off Obamacare, although they will have to postpone their visit to the Smithsonian this weekend.
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Twitter #Shutdown is burning.
A sample...
I'm operating in DOS just in case #Shutdown
I'm putting in 100 watt bulbs! GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN CAN'T STOP ME
BREAKING! Obama vows to kill & eat one baby panda cub each day the federal government is shut down. #ShutItDown
Don't you say "Happy Shutdown" to me. It's MERRY shutdown. #WarOnShutdown
@JonahNRO I'm not saying we won't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops.
Right now, in a Panda Express in DC, you can actually get panda. #govtshutdown
I got nothing on this twitter night.
My shutdown juices aren't flowing, unlike when Cruz was doing his thing the other night.
Rutting for a shutdown... it has to be done, but it feels as thought I'm rooting for a strike... a stoppage, odd.
Maybe that's the way to look at it. Appropriate their language of work stoppage. not very familiar to me, since I have looked down on it in the past.
Rooting... not rutting.
Update...
Will the Obamaphones still work? #ShutNado
Like that one.
Lem said...
Rooting... not rutting.
Earlier, I was going to ask Titus who he was "rutting" for in the Harvard v. MIT thing. I figured that I couldn't get away with such an egregious pun. You gave me an out.
I got something...
@DLoesch Remember when @BarackObama said #voting is the best #Revenge? #shutdown is the best revenge.
See what I mean?
fire with fire.
I have to put on my mean uniform.
Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz
If Harry Reid forces a govt shutdown, I intend to donate my salary to charity for each day of #HarryReidsShutdown
Nice touch.
I had the thought that the moral high ground would be for Government workers to volunteer to work through this thing. Ted Cruz just seized it.
Full disclosure: I volunteered for three different local programs over the weekend.
'night all
Holy cow...
I think I just re-tweeted an alleged murderer tweet.
John McAfee@officialmcafee
We are currently beta testing #DCENTRAL we apologize for the #governmentshutdown #futuretense pic.twitter.com/Rkk4OaYSdf
Thank God the NSA is down... or is it?
night pollo.
The government shutdown is an IRS ruse to flush out GOP terrorist who refuse to sign up for Obamacare and would rather starve because Obama had promised they could keep their doctor and their HMO at their cells, I mean work, but of course they cant.
A tweet that could not fit because it drank over 16 ounces of soda.
Whoa, Lem's on the bath salts again.
rutting > rooting
It's like we're all still in high school with the popular kids ragging on each other.
That's so cool.
Makes me feel young again.
So far "pixie prick" is the smallest I've been willing to go in derogatory penis-related name calling, but Palin treads where I would not. Another thin cylindrical object "Pencil"is reserved for derogatory neck-related name calling.
Well, Harry got what he wanted. The exchanges are open... well except they are not running. And the Senate staffers get to stay off Obamacare, although they will have to postpone their visit to the Smithsonian this weekend.
Parents of White House interns are panicked.
Chip makes a fair point.
One ought never call someone a "pin dick" without following it up with "bug fucker."
Why?
Because it's funny, that's why.
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