Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Seven Days In November


Trooper York said...



Seven Days In November

Oval Office Wednesday November 9, 2016

“Well the election results are in Mr. President” said Jay Carney “It’s a replay of Bush vs Gore.”

“What do you mean Jay?” said the President as he played with his Blackberry. It was never too early to work on his NCAA brackets. “Spell it out for me please.”

“Hillary won the popular vote but it seems that maniac Ted Cruz won the electoral. They are contesting Florida in court and demanding a recount. So it is still up in the air.”

“Either way the country loses Mr. President” piped up Valarie Jarrett who was commonly referred to as Rasputin behind her back. As much for her facial hair as her Svengali like powers over the lazy Chief executive. “Your agenda and legacy will be trashed by either of them. That racist Cruz will destroy Obamacare and wipe out Food Stamps and clean energy. He will be a disaster. The Tea Party will destroy this country and everything we have built. Hillary will be worse. After the way she attacked us and threw you under the bus about Benghazi you know she is going to let loose the dogs to investigate everything that happened during our time of office. We can’t let that happen. It will be a witch hunt. And who is a bigger witch than Hillary?”

“Listen to them Barry” intoned his wife Michelle as she flexed her arm muscles and broke a walnut. She was not referred to as Rasputin even though in fact she actually was a beard. “We have to think outside the box. I mean who says we really have to step down when the country is in chaos? Either one of those damn fools will destroy the America that we have built.”

“Yes that’s true” murmured the distracted President as he tried to figure out how to get the PGA standings on his phone. “Bring me some options on what we can do. But first I have one important question. Jay?”

“Yes sir?”

“What is my tee time today?”

(to be continued)

40 comments:

AllenS said...

"Can I launch drones from the golf course?

Shouting Thomas said...

You can't really expect the Diversity hire to work. That's not their job.

rcocean said...

"You can't really expect the Diversity hire to work. That's not their job."

Yep, if you really want a competent left-wing extremist get someone like Joe Biden.

Aridog said...

I am pleasantly disposed that Trooper York if mentioning a potential that I talked about a year ago.

I think Obama is a figure head, but if he's useful, they'll keep him.

AllenS said on the prior thread (vis a vis military coup potential)...

Most people in the military have no ammo. They are only issued ammunition when they are given it by their superiors. It is closely monitored ... It would have to take the officer corps do defy Obama, ...

He is 101% correct. I've been there done that. In one case my squad was rationed 5 rounds for our M16A1's and sent out to manage a mob of almost 10,000. We were told to "fix bayonets" ... we did, and we figured we each had 4 (legal) rounds for the shit-heads and one for ourself. No shit.

At present, as I have said many times here and elsewhere, do not trust anyone over the rank of Lieutenant Colonel...and vet that bastard harshly...will he/she really do exactly what he/she asks of you?

Whoever controls the firepower controls the event. Simple.

bagoh20 said...

Obama may be the only candidate who could ever make a worse President than John McCain would. He's a real overachiever in that regard.

rcocean said...

Nope McCain would've been worse. Everything bad O' did from 2009-2013 McCain would've signed off on.

Plus: We would've got three wars and Amnesty (Do it for Teddy Kennedy!)

Then after the McCain massive defeat in 2012 we'd have a democrat congress and Hillary!

edutcher said...

You need to go a little easy on the nitroglycerin, Troop.

rcocean said...

But then who knows. Maybe Johnny McCain would've visited the front lines during the Russo-American war of 2011 and been killed.

Then President Palin - whoohoo!

chickelit said...

@rcocean: Unfortunately for you, Althouse, and Cedarford (other vocal experts on exactly what a McCain would have brought), the premise is untestable. I told Cedarford this over a year ago. It's like imagining exactly what a Gore presidency would have been like.

In other words, stop blaming McCain. Obama is a big boy and can take the heat.

bagoh20 said...

All I care about is race relations and the self-esteem of black men, and McCain would have been much better on those issues.

rcocean said...

"In other words, stop blaming McCain. Obama is a big boy and can take the heat."

Obama has been a disaster. Johnny McCain would've been a bigger disaster. Short-term and long-term.
Unless he died after election day, and Palin took over.

A lot of Republicans can't accept that they screwed the pooch when they nominated Johnny "Lets win one for Teddy" McCain. Sadly, these morons are now pumping for Christie - just like they pumped for Romney in 2012.

Revenant said...

In other words, stop blaming McCain

I'll stop blaming McCain for things when the dumb son-of-a-bitch finally retires from politics.

ricpic said...

Cruz would wipe out Food Stamps? Ha ha ha ha ha. Duh EBT card don' woik duh country boin to the groun'. Now shut up an' gibsmedat.

ndspinelli said...

Trooper has been hoarding those nitro pills for some reason!!

virgil xenophon said...

WHAAA?? Who removed Troops comment? Late to the party here and missed the fun!

deborah said...

To hell with theses hosers, I want to know what Michelle's mom has to say.

(And we're overdue for a Sherlock.)

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Bags @6:44

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Lets go Sox.

0 - 0 bottom of the 3rd

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

I'm watching with the folks. will check in here and there.

Red Sox ahead on a bases loaded double by MVP Victorino. whatabout big papi?

JAL said...

BHO is too lazy to go through the motions again. The perks on the other side require way less and bring in more money.

JAL said...

6 - Nothing

Red Sox

Lem -- how are you holding up?

:-)

Trooper York said...

It's actually her Auntie Medea in "Tyler Perry's White House of Pain."

Trooper York said...

Good idea Deb.

Titus said...

Let's Go Red Sox!

The city is on fire, like flaming, tonight!

Peeps everywhere on the streets here in fab, expensive, liberal, peoples republic of Cambridge.

tits.

Titus said...

The college students at BU, Northeastern, Emerson, Suffolk and BC are going to torch the city tonight.

Can't wait!

Titus said...

The deepest blue state in the U.S. just won!

Suck on it flyover grossie states!

tits.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

The Red Sox win again!

A little anti-climactic, but, I'll take it.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

John Henry with his hands in his pockets reminds me of Bush 41 looking at his watch while debating Bill Clinton.

deborah said...

Oh, yeah, that's right...it was a scream, though :)

Grats, Lem!!!

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Thanks everybody.

Big Papi thanks God. I thank Big Papi for thanking God.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Moving goodbye words by a guy who truly loves the game. Tim McCarver. I'm going to miss him.

Trooper York said...

Congratulations Lem.

Trooper York said...

You only have to win nineteen more to catch up.

Good Luck.

Trooper York said...

If Ricky Branch were alive he would say that is poor sportsmanship.

Well maybe so.

But Boston still sucks.

Just sayn'

chickelit said...

Did Ricky Branch have any offshoots?

AllenS said...

Congratulations for your team, Lem.

Aridog said...

JAL said...

BHO is too lazy to go through the motions again. The perks on the other side require way less and bring in more money.

From your keyboard to God's eyes, this may the only thing that keeps him from demanding a 3rd+ term..easier & more money.

ndspinelli said...

So...you're the guy who is going to miss that chattering fool, McCarver. Millions of baseball fans, w/ no Boston affiliation, were rejoicing knowing it was the last time they had to hear that mofo make the same STUPID point 17 fucking times!

Aridog said...

Is there a website to sign up to be a baseball fan?

Does it work?

Icepick said...

(And we're overdue for a Sherlock.)

Not until January, deborah. But the good news is that the two stars of the show are going to finance a FOURTH season themselves.