Monday, April 2, 2018

Condom snorting challenge

USA Today says, "every parent's worst nightmare."

Sounds hot.

I wonder what they're doing.

Opening packages of condoms and sniffing the lube and getting high, I bet.

Oh boy. These kids today. They crack me up.

I can't imagine a teen boy doing this.

I want to see what they're doing.

But I'm wrong again. They're unrolling the condoms and sticking the tips into one of their nostrils, pinching shut the other nostril and inhaling the condom into their nasal passage backward down into their mouths and pulling it out.

And they're not even getting high.

I'm casting way back to recall something about spaghetti pulled out of one's nose. This is similar to that except a lot more gross.

I still want to see. So I watch two videos. The first video is destroyed by the news readers. The clips they're describing edited to ruin the whole thing. The second video is edited at the critical moment. And these two things cast doubt on the whole thing. If I would keep watching videos there might be one that is not edited. I don't know. It looked to me like teens are putting us on. Maybe you can find one that's real. But I lost interest.

Because it's not hot. And no-one gets high.

YouTube [condom snorting challenge]

5 comments:

chickelit said...

Up your nose with a rubber’s flows.

edutcher said...

Between gulping Tide pods and snorting rubbers (and then spitting them out again), these kids expect us to listen to their pronunciamentos on policy?

AllenS said...

It would be a bigger challenge to snort a used condom. Go for it kids!

Methadras said...

The tide pod generation has graduated.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

Sometimes, wearing footy pajamas, cupping hot chocolate and searching the interwebs for free ObamaCare gets boring.