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Trending March 28, 2018

As you know, these are opinions of definitions offered mostly by young people. Readers vote the definitions up or down.  Some have more downvotes than upvotes. They're often hilarious.

1) Berkeley goggles: Similar to the beer goggles effect, a person which one would not find typically attractive is seen as attractive. This effect is a cause of the UC Berkeley bubble, where a lesser amount of typically attractive people exist.

2) Like a rat up a drain pipe: a) Australian for faster than you can imagine b) To copulate with a female shortly after meeting her.

3) Carlos: a) The best male stripper in the world b) A man who is quite but very funny once you get to know him. The most loving person and kindest person you'll meet. Usually very good at soccer. Most the time tall and skinny but very handsome. He knows how to treat a woman and his smile can light up a whole room. A Carlos has the most prettiest eyes and usually sensitive but good when it comes to sex and usually has a big dick. His personality is above amazing they are usually loving and caring of others and super cute. Good to bring home to the family and is super smart. c) a crazy guy who likes to get wild whether it be on the dance floor or in bed. d) A sexy latin stallion who treats his woman like a princess. He is a man driven by passion, and love. He is a strong, compassionate romantic. A jack of all trades. Skillful and thought provoking. The man of any woman's dreams... e) The funnest, most outgoing guy in the world. Defined as a sexy latino with the cutest smile. A Carlos always has his hair in his eyes. f) something once u fall for......cant get away from no matter how stupid it may get.

4) Big licks: Starting hand of 6 and a 9 in hold em poker.

5) a) touch the rim: The seemingly main goal of short, unathletic white dudes when they play basketball. For some reason, they believe the ability to touch the rim will somehow turn them into better players and/or add some credibility to their weak ass game.
b) The sure signal, when having sex, that the woman’s anus is about to get penetrated by finger, penis or foreign object.

6) chromies: a)  The caps that keep the air from coming out of your tires. b) A chromy is a person that seems to have an extra or one less chromosome , whether they actually have this or if they just look like it.

7) democrat: political party. Long hilarious definition here.

8) skinfint: An unreasonably thrifty person. (Flint is a semiprecious mineral a relative of quartz, and the notion that the greediest person would keep flint shavings for economy).

9) National Blunt Day: A national holiday on March 27th for blunt lovers nation wide to celebrate the beloved blunt and blunt culture.

10) fancy a bum: When a guy asks another guy "do you fancy a bum?" he wants to know if he's into some man on man action.

11) bobbitise: to cut off a man's genetalia. From John Wayne Bobbit, maimed by his wife in 1993.

12) thiccy: Someone who Is thicc

13) lil tay: A bratty ass bitch who flexes on everyone with her parents stuff and thinks she's hot shit

14) Triton Eye: The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UCSD too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.

15) mondaze: A daze you find yourself in due to it being Monday

16) The Philly dump truck: When you make love to a woman's breasts with your penis, and then poop onto her belly. [9 upvotes, 7 downvotes]

17) Quickchange: A form of the Short Con in which the Hustler confuses a cashier into giving more change than they should. The most lucrative quick change technique is the "progressive", in which smaller denomination bills are thrust back at the cashier for consolidation into a higher denomination. "Here, give me a five for these ones." (then, while holding the five and the ones...) "Oh, wait. Go ahead and give me a 10. Let me see... one, two, three, four and five is .. yeah, a 10. Thanks."

18) taint: a) The area of skin on a woman between her vagina and anus.
It taint your pussy and it taint your ass.

19) blunt day: march 27th. the day where you chainsmoke blunts to celebrate national blunt day.
blunt day is everyday, but lets smoke 420 of them right now on this fine march 27th.

20) Perch: A protruding chin on a female where you can rest your testicles while she is performing fellatio

21) Jake Paulers: A group of particularly young children mentally ill beyond belief. They tend to support egotistic Jake Paul. The older they are the more mentally disturbed they are. Proceed with caution, and remember they are too retarded to change. (Jake Paul is the YouTuber who shot the suicide on Mt. Fuji.)

22) honeymoon handshake: When you're too tired for sex after all the wedding/ honeymoon activities you and your lover get each other off with your hands.

23) lilf: Lesbian I'd like to fuck

24)  Günter: a) A guy who makes lots of animal-like noises while he fucks. b ) That fat German Kid who looks like Augustus Gloop from charlie and the choclate Factory. Günter can be quite mean and loves to insult people with their mum. However he is terrible at insulting people. He is also a big Hypocrite. c) The last Zombie remaining prior to the way ending in the game type Nazi Zombies from the game Call of Duty: World At War. He typically is held at a window as you repair it or he slowly follows around a bait person so others can get weapons and rebuild the damaged windows. d) Hebrew in orgin. Refers to women with copious amounts of facial hair, also commonly referred to as a Bearded Lady. e) A fat girl who has a gut so large that it hangs over her genital area. f) That slim, blonde, German guy on holiday wearing speedos. May sometime have a blonde beard. g) German slang term for weed. Comes from the famous author Günter Grass.

25) Mansplainer: A term used to attack and denigrate a man who tries to explain anything - even his own emotions or feelings - to a woman who feels that men are not worthy of having equal rights to speak and be heard.

26) Effed: Nice way of saying fucked.

27) Uncuffing season: Usually during the spring and summer months when people who were previously in relationships during the winter break up with their girlfriend/boyfriend to be free for the summer and warm months so you can play the field and not be tied down during the best times of your life.

28) glomping: a)  Glomp is a way of hugging someone hard sometimes nearly crushing them. The act of hugging violently/ pouncing on a unsuspecting victim. This turn is often used in anime and manga becuase most people don't actually attack people when giving hugs....most people. b) The act of jumping on someone in an excited and slightly pervy manner. For example if your friend is happy or slightly horny, be aware for nearby flying objects. c) Embracing someone for a long period of time. d)  Running/walking around in such away that it may appear that one is leaping, while making an unnecessarily wild show of doing so. particular down stairwells. there may also be obnoxious sound effects involved. it is a particularly good method for giving the major muscle groups in your legs and buttocks a good workout. watching somebody glomp around will probably look like a combination of that person trying to take the largest steps possible, as well as trying to raise his legs as high up as possible while stepping, and finally trying to slam his feet down with as much force as possible.

29) adam: a) The first Man to ever get laid. b) Adam, someone who is amazing without knowing it, someone who is easy to love, someone who is truely caring. Adam is the type of person who is so forgiving and loving...Someone who is so trustworthy and reliable. You would be lucky to have him in your life, and if you ever lost him, it would break your heart. He is the best friend you could ever have and you can't help to be in love with him. He is one of the most handsome guys you will ever see in your life, no matter what he says. He is someone you can make such happy and amazing memories with, memories you will never forget. He is someone that can leave you speachless with his words.. He is someone you know you aren't good enough for, but you can't help but love him with all of your heart anyways. He has such a big heart..and great soul. He is the kind of person that deserves the best in his life, and deserves to be loved and cherished. c) A loveable sweet guy who will make any girl feel special. He has dark hair and sexy dark brown eyes. He's a good kisser and is a nerd when it comes to video games. He's funny and romantic and stupid but that's why people love him. I'm glad I have an Adam d) At first glance at their facade, they seem to be quite distanced, cold, boring and sometimes 'weird' but under this, there is a person who is willing to help you with every one of his ability, a person who can talk and be talked to, understand your needs and wants as well as being able to describe his own in order to meet a compromise and most importantly, being dependable at times when you need help.

The one I know of currently, has a great smile that would even make you smile at one of your days, a good listening ability, deep and emotive eyes that express more than his face which he constantly hides (besides his smile) and a great sense of humour that many would assume he didnt have.

He's definitely one of the people whom many people would like once they enter an Adams' sphere where they would understand why he is the way he is. e) Adam is a ruggedly handsome man, tall as a tree but soft as a marshmallow. He'll try and trick you into thinking that he's tough and manly but you can see straight through this as much as a glass wall. Great kisser though, with a great sense of humour. Charming and intelligent, Adam is so clever his first name's already got two A's. Be careful, ladies: once you love an Adam, you'll never go back! f) A sketchy anti-social individual with pussy repelling tendencies. An untamed Adams will generally have a very skinny physique followed up with a pair of glasses and a pair of shorts, even when its snowing . A real life case study is featured in the movie Superbad using the alias McLovin. It will stalk its pray until early hours of the morning on social media, until it builds up enough courage to be friend zoned. Caution is advised as this creature has a very short temper and could lead to your penis being groped whilst in a PE session. g) Adam is the everything guy. Adam is smart, funny, a handy man, that looks hot washing the car to crawling under a deck to fix something.
Adam is the guy every lady wants. He makes you laugh when you're having a bad day instantly.
Adam is a strong man that can handle anything that life deals him. His concious approves his conduct and grows brave by reflection.
Wish I had an Adam.

30) Spacedicks: a) 4chan's dirty little demon sibling. Home of everything obscene, awesome, and putrid. Also, fagets. b) Fagets, mutilated genitalia, murder, rape, and the worst of all, Alfonso Ribeiro c) A site crafted by god himself. I personally get off to it about 4 times a day, and that's about average. /r/spacedicks is a subreddit of Reddit, and will turn all flaccid penis's into hard erected bull penis in approximately 1.4 seconds. d) v. To hack someone's Facebook and post a status stating that the person loves to munch on space dick. n. That object to which many Facebook statuses allude when one leaves his/her Facebook open for hacking. f) dicks that get longer due to being in space.