Sunday, July 23, 2017

What's your best non-swearing insult?

Reddit top voted comments...

You're impossible to underestimate

I envy people who haven't met you.

I dont know why you're playing hard to get when you're so hard to want.

You haven't been yourself lately. We've all noticed the improvement.

I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.

If drunk, Churchill's one is pretty good: "in the morning I shall be sober, but you will still be ugly"

A retaliatory insult:
"I've been called worse things by better people."

Your grades say marry rich, but your face says study harder.

6 comments:

edutcher said...

You must be joking.

ricpic said...

The expression Southerners came up with, "Bless his heart" or "Bless her heart," is genius. With a seeming endearment at the end they leave no doubt the person who's been under discussion is, uh....lacking

Of course that's rarely used as a direct insult, as in "Bless your heart," But it could be.........

Chip Ahoy said...

I've been kicked out of worse bars by scarier bouncers than you.

Trooper York said...

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"

AllenS said...

Is that perfume you're wearing rhapsody in urine?

Methadras said...

You have a face for radio.