What social situation happens only in movies?
Making plans for a date without specifying location or swapping contact details."Pick you up at 8?"
Everybody always speaks so clearly that nobody ever has to say "Pardon me"? "What was that"? "Say that again?"
How easily people can access rooftops.
Guy is too busy unloading a truck/ doing other manual labor to stop and answer detectives' questions regarding the murder he witnessed. Bonus points if it's a bartender endlessly dry-scrubbing an empty tumbler glass or wiping down a clean bar with a dry rag.
One guy vs 10 dudes in a fight scene where the other guys just wait their turn to fight him.
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One shot kills the bad guy instantly.
People eating in such small bites.
The cable guy w/ a 9 inch cock running into horny twins.
Drinking from a dry cup.
Grocery shopping always involves french bread sticking out the top of the bag.
(Hallmark) The fireman and his sought-after lady have beautiful and startlingly white teeth.
The lower classes spend almost all of their income on cosmetic dentistry.
Pre 1970, black character was always more stupid than the white character.
Post 1970, black character is always smarter than the whitey.
Matt Dillon can take 250 gunshot wounds over 11 seasons.
Federal Prisons keep data on all body markings of inmates, including gunshot wounds. We had a bank robber named Michael Piggie[easy name to remember]. He has 27 gunshot wounds.
The A-Team never wounded or killed anybody.
How about bar fights and no one is bruised or messed up afterwards? I have never seen someone really punched in the face and not look a lot worse for wear a few minutes later.
Or getting hit over the head and almost never a concussion or brain injury.
Passengers walking away from horrific car accidents without a scratch.
Montages, any type of montage.
The Bowery Boys starting an escort service.
Almost any movie shot in new york where there is a chase scene and driving through alleys at high speed.
Giant teenage house parties where the hot girl comes onto the nerdy/geeky guy.
anything and any of the people in Napoleon Dynamite.
Any period film that spans from pre-christian to medieval times and there are beautiful muscular men and pretty blond women.
Men are treated like moronic retards by their wives and children. Oh wait.
Visigoths with perfect teeth.
Eating scenes without any eating.
Ordering at the bar "I'll have a beer." Ale, Lager, Pilsner, Stout, Draught? Bottle?
Gunshot wounds where the wound splatters out when the bullet enters the body. That might happen with the exit wound, but the entry wound is pretty clean. Also, the lack of arterial blood spurts in decapitations. How come none of the super villain's minions never run away in a gun battle. Their comrades are dropping like crazy, but they stay on and fight to the last man.
William shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Nobody craps their pants immediately when they die.
I sharted the other day. "Never trust a fart."
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