If I didn't know any better, if a kid saw this they would think that eating food is bad because it is killing food. Because in the parlance of hollywood food is sentient and has feelings so if we consume it, we are killing it, so we don't want to kill food do we? Awww, poor food. No MOMMY!!! You are killing food!!!
I think that is funny. Maybe a little too preachy, but entertaining. I can't be the only one who ever pretended their food was alive and gave them small desperate voices as I ate them?
Especially on Easter with the bunnies and peeps. I am a carnivorous flesh eating BEAST, although you're made of marshmallow, so, *CHEEEEEEP* *chomp chomp munch*.
Or those cakes with candy animal decorations? I always go for the eyes first. I don't want the chocolate racoons to see how I bite the heads off their families.
It's OK. I use every part of the not-actually-animal.
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If I didn't know any better, if a kid saw this they would think that eating food is bad because it is killing food. Because in the parlance of hollywood food is sentient and has feelings so if we consume it, we are killing it, so we don't want to kill food do we? Awww, poor food. No MOMMY!!! You are killing food!!!
See how that works.
They already tried food shaming with Chicken Run.
too highbrow.
I think that is funny. Maybe a little too preachy, but entertaining. I can't be the only one who ever pretended their food was alive and gave them small desperate voices as I ate them?
Especially on Easter with the bunnies and peeps. I am a carnivorous flesh eating BEAST, although you're made of marshmallow, so, *CHEEEEEEP* *chomp chomp munch*.
Or those cakes with candy animal decorations? I always go for the eyes first. I don't want the chocolate racoons to see how I bite the heads off their families.
It's OK. I use every part of the not-actually-animal.
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