Thursday, October 22, 2015

AARP


Honey, we need to talk.


We do ... I took the trash out.


I know. And thank you so much for that.




5 comments:

rcommal said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS0lLN8yS4E

Chip Ahoy said...

Thanks for the link, rcommal. I've seen quite a lot of Soph's videos. If any of the older rock songs are translated it is most likely her. Things like Fleetwood Mac she gets a bit carried away. Fan blowing hair. Turned me off. A couple birds do that too on other videos. Imagining a makeshift video with artistic interpretation and not a straightforward translation. This one is straightforward.

I just learned "mend" I did not know that one and now it's internalized. Right there with "media." Also I noticed "We've ever been" comes out of me as past tense reflection and Soph expressed it as forward continuing. I would be more English-y, "That we [past signifier]." Soph says, "continue."

Oh! This is mean, but I'm going with it.

I just now realized what disturbs me watching her. And now that I realized I can recover.

She looks like a man. That's what's disturbing, I'm a boy compared to her.

Remove the hair and the jewelry and what do you got?

One time I read a book. Easy to read, it was all pictures. The comedian Phyllis Diller, putting on her make up, the photos presented in reverse, her removing her makeup. She starts out nicely womanly, removes, wig, which is a shocker because there is no hair, eye-lashes and make up and her eyes literally disappear to two dots in her head, lipstick and her lips disappear to a line, foundation removed and spots and blemishes and color appear all across her face and washed off and shined up, shocking to see, she is a plain little old man. That could be cutting the hedges. The book is a naked a bold revelation.

Now that I realize Soph is really a little old man I can get over it and enjoy her videos of older rock songs and more of her goofing around.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

I don't want an eject button on my car. I want a car that transforms into a tank without ID. So when that she-jerk in a Subaru tries to run me off the road - I can ram my tank into her car and damage it nicely ala Kathy Bates.

Methadras said...

I would have definitely used that eject button.

Amartel said...

Yaaaas. Condescending old bat. This ad and the Liberty Mutual "I wrecked my old car and now the insurance company better pay for a brand new one" ads.
I channel Dr. Evil with his ejection button every time one of those comes on. Okay, you're right. I channel Dr. Evil all the time. Dr. AMartevil