Monday, June 1, 2015

"Call me Caitlin"

36 comments:

ricpic said...

You MUST celebrate this....thing. Because if not, you're a HATER!

I think that's the word from on high.

The trick is to evolve. Then upside down is right side up and you're finally in step

AllenS said...

He probably looks like Titus, but better looking, and not the bad breath.

Titus said...

Allens I am not a tranny-I am a man baby-and I am 20 years younger than her. I also still pull in 20 year old pussy. And my breath is fab-I do teeth whitening 2x a year.

Love her new tits though.

Does she still have a cock? She still likes pussy so she is a (republican) breeder not an actual fag-but now I guess she is a dyke-weird.

Did she tell the surgeon-make me look like Jessica Lange?

AllenS said...

Correction. Asshole is not pussy.

Michael Haz said...

Bruce Jenner is treating a mental illness with plastic surgery.

Titus said...

You are correct Metha I despise all other inferior fags-twinks, bears-fat, not rich and educated, flyover fags-the grossest and so ignorant.

Fortunately, in my travels I don't have exposure to those fags.

BUT-every now and then I like to slum and observe them....for the laughs.

For example, when I travel home, I may go to some heinous gay bar in Madison, and be enthralled by the grossness and ignorance.

Really, it comes down to the fact they are so unworldly-gay cardinal sin-and many our fat-the worst thing a fag can be.

chickelit said...

Does Caitlin talk about Bruce Jenner in the third person? She ought to for obvious reasons.

Titus said...

And don't get me started on their attire, jobs, dance moves, and music selection!

Some of them attended "college" at a place called Madison College or UW-something-tragic.

I met one a guy once in Madison who was dieing to do me who received a degree at a place called UW-Stout-for.....hotel/motel management-I was like tell me more about your classes you took-food service and "hotel service". His internship was as a hotel clerk at the Ramada in River Falls-I was like thank you for the nourishment of learning about your horrible life small town fag.

My internships were at Time Warner and Coopers, btw. At Time-Warner I worked in the publishing division and recruited exclusively for the Publisher who published David Sedaris books. I also worked with the group that published Where's Waldo books. I worked with Freddy Friedman, a major publisher in the book group.

Did I mention I am fab and my hubby is hot and makes lots of cash?

The fag intern checked in parents of children from Shawano that graduated in rural studies from UW-River Falls.

edutcher said...

No, Bruce, because Crick and Watson were right - the chromosomes don't change.

Titus said...

Face it, all you asexuals would do her in a heartbeat if she sat next to you in some crappy bar in your backwater shit town....even if she had a dick.

Sorry, not my type even if he really were she, but the idea of him calling all the guys here Asexual..., in the immortal words of Daffy Duck, "O! It is to laugh".

PS There are lots better (and warmer) places to live than Baaston, so I'll take a backwater like Phoenix or Philly (at least the way it used to be) any day. As with all his prattle about how outrageous and fabulous his life is, I think we've got more projection than all the PowerPoint Rangers in the Pentagon could muster.

Titus said...

http://www.fredricafriedman.com/about.html

Here is Fredie's company-hello, look at that whore? I was her personal recruiter when i was 20

bagoh20 said...

I don't care if he wants this kind of thing for himself. It's not my business, but I just don't get the celebration of it. He's described as "brave" or "courageous",and he's even getting freaking awards for it. That all seems like the typical unexamined emotional bullshit that is dominating our culture and politics.

You ever see those people who think they are cats, or lizards, or some other shit. They decide that they are this animal trapped in a human form. They get their teeth filed and their tongues split and all kinds of other body alteration to satisfy this personal preference they came up with out of whole cloth. How about those guys who like to wear diapers and be changed and breast fed? (OK, maybe that part is understandable). Many feel they were born with this identity. If I decide I'm damned dog, and start eating off the floor, I promise I won't expect an award for it. I won't even demand your respect, but maybe throw me bone once in a while, but not the way Titus likes it. I'm a dog - not a toilet.

chickelit said...

For example, when I travel home, I may go to some heinous gay bar in Madison, and be enthralled by the grossness and ignorance.

The Pirate Ship was one of the first openly gay bars in Madison. My dad used to work downtown and he knew about it from co-workers. He even took us in there once to look around. It had a cool nautical theme.

chickelit said...

At least Jenner had kids before he turned in his man card. That's something he won't be able to do as a woman.

Althouse deleted or disallowed a comment of mine on her Bruce Jenner thread today. I simply wondered whether Jenner ever thought about the woman he killed recently. Was that mean? My daughter has watched some of the Jenner stuff on TV and she was completely unaware of that accident.

chickelit said...

Nobody cares about your stupid career, Titus. I've personally work for more notable people than you. I'm just not insecure enough to drop names.

bagoh20 said...

I think Titus would chew off his own arm to get his hands on most of the hot, mature, hard men in here. What really burns him is that all of us would be grossed out by the prospect, including the gay ones like me on every second Friday of the month. Keep trying though sister, and keep hope alive. And really, who brags about living in Boston, when they have money? Sounds like a prison, a cold, icy, provincial prison where they hold you in with a paycheck, because nobody else wants to live there.

Amartel said...

And relentlessly humid and sweaty in the summer. And the year round rude rubes. I lived on Beacon Hill for a year. Couldn't wait to get back to civilization on the west coast.

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Michael Haz said...

Remember when only crazy men dressed like women? Nothing has changed.

edutcher said...

Jenner will not be happy if he really goes through with this, if the stats are anywhere near accurate.

Most regret it and the suicide rate, last I saw, is in the 40 - 50% range (if I'm off on that, I will happily stand corrected).

Somehow, I think being penned up with all those grasping, amoral, narcissistic Cardassians blew a fuse somehow and this is the only way he can say, "Hey, I'm alive, I'm worth something. I even did something really memorable once that didn't include sex tapes, plastic surgery, or shopping as a competition sport".

And snorting all that estrogen every time he went in the bathroom probably didn't help, either

YMMV

Amartel said...

Apparently we're all supposed to be super freaked out about Bruce Jenner turning himself into a female. How funny would it be if IRL no one cared? That's supposedly the goal but that doesn't sell magazines and tv shows so they really need for the supposedly unenlightened close-minded troglodyte American public to be all eeewwws but no one is playing to type. And who buys VF? Progs not trogs. So whys he on the over if VF? Who's really in need of educatin here? Hmmm

chickelit said...

Boston is a cool place to visit. I lived in Europe and I can appreciate the way the city of Boston evolved and its quasi-old world look and feel. Did you know that the old North End used to practically sit on a island, connected to the south by a narrow land bridge.

chickelit said...

He's described as "brave" or "courageous",and he's even getting freaking awards for it.

But those are the same sorts of people who loathe and despise the sorts of men who would actually lay down their lives for their country--to protect the very people who worship Jenner. That dissonance alone says it all for me.

Amartel said...

Shouldn't it be spelled Kaitlyn?

Amartel said...

Providence is better for living despite being an island in the middle of squalor but Boston is better for visiting what with the all the history. Like San Fran, it is both pretentious and provincial.

Methadras said...

I find it hilarious that Titus the Mary hates all the other Mary's. But hey, they all spooge white, so racist.

Leland said...

I never heard of Caitlyn Jenner, what has she done to get on Vanity Fair?

edutcher said...

You broke the code.

rcommal said...

All those pictures of promise: a photo-spread over many pages following (teased by) the cover photo.

Face it!

(And yet at the same time of publicizing the change of the face, more quietly there is the notation that there has been no genital revision. Why is there an expectation of avid attention without intrusive curiosity, I could wonder if I needed to, but in fact I don't AND don't.)

Michael Haz said...

The side effects of eating Wheaties are pretty rough.

ndspinelli said...

LOL! "I should of had a V8."

AllenS said...

Jenner still has a Y chromosome, and always will. That means he is a man.

I don't care how big he makes his tits, how many dresses he wears or how much lipstick he puts on his man lips. He will always be a man. Even if he removes his pecker.

Meade said...

"Remember when only crazy men dressed like women? Nothing has changed."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochet

Aridog said...

Whoa...the TOP-Toad appears! Who "alluded"? I have several masculine neighbors who wear what some might call "dresses" in their Arabic custom. They've usually not been here very long, but I'd not challenge their masculinity.

BTW...TOP-Toad...I have as I speak a brand new original by Paladian sitting in my living room awaiting my daughter's pick up...funny how he fulfilled by a commission perfectly, without asking for a dime in fact...asking me what I think is fair. He went out of his way to meet my kid's desired image, and I appreciated that. See, you know far less about people and their character than you think, given your vicious attack some time ago. No, I have not forgotten...and you have not apologized.

Meade said...

chickelit said...
"Althouse deleted or disallowed a comment of mine on her Bruce Jenner thread today. I simply wondered whether Jenner ever thought about the woman he killed recently. Was that mean? My daughter has watched some of the Jenner stuff on TV and she was completely unaware of that accident."

I think you are mistaken about that. Neither of us deleted or disallowed any of your comments. Perhaps you failed to hit publish.

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chickelit said...

@Meade: First, I'm referring the Jenner post at Althouse couple days ago (6/1)--not the one today (6/3). I actually hit publish twice before realizing that the comments might be under moderation. No fowl though. If I think I have something to important to say, I'll just drop it here instead,