These puns are impurrfect to roar with laughter and I am not lyin' then I paws for a moment and realize the mane thing is not be too catty and don't be no puss.
We could litter the place by milking bad puns. Stink it up a tuna factory with Tom foolery. We'd be kicked to the alley like a hairless Siamese, without even paying our tabby.
I was stalking around just preying for a break of warm weather so I could hunt down my lost tools and lunge upon them, the ones cut from the herd and left suffocating in the snow.
I've never been to a traditional circus but I have been to a carnivore. We coordinated our movements and went as a pack clear across the Savana Georgia.
What makes a king of the jungle from a stray? Courgarage!
What makes the flag of a cat in heat wave? Courgarage!
What make a calico spray his bush, in the stinking alleys and the fishy docks? Courgarage!
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These puns are impurrfect to roar with laughter and I am not lyin' then I paws for a moment and realize the mane thing is not be too catty and don't be no puss.
We could litter the place by milking bad puns. Stink it up a tuna factory with Tom foolery. We'd be kicked to the alley like a hairless Siamese, without even paying our tabby.
I take pride in not pussyfooting around with puns.
The best days to see lions and avoid crowds at the zoo is Thursday and Felidae.
Let Meowt
LOL Chip
On the other hand well stretched puns sometimes lead to sudden empantherny that is catamount ricougarous insight that are pumanent.
I don't have enough scratch fur any more cocktails or else I'd order a seven and seven lives and a whiskers sour. Drinking improves night vision.
I was stalking around just preying for a break of warm weather so I could hunt down my lost tools and lunge upon them, the ones cut from the herd and left suffocating in the snow.
I found them in the den. At the place in Detroit.
I've never been to a traditional circus but I have been to a carnivore. We coordinated our movements and went as a pack clear across the Savana Georgia.
What makes a king of the jungle from a stray? Courgarage!
What makes the flag of a cat in heat wave? Courgarage!
What make a calico spray his bush, in the stinking alleys and the fishy docks? Courgarage!
OMG! The CAT-scan says it's awake!
Hold him down, AllenS! I'll try to find some more ropes.
(might take awhile)
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