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How many of you guys have been at a party or been with friends, and might be under the influence and someone suggests food?” said Kat Hofland, who headlined the event. “If you are drunk and someone says, let’s go get tacos, everyone is up and moving to get the food, right?”
Alternatively, Hofland, an ASU student, said that people could try to persuade intoxicated male friends that the girl he is talking to is “ugly” and “not worth sleeping with.” She also suggested the audience just be that “annoying friend” and follow the intoxicated male around until he becomes frustrated and gives up his pursuit.
“You don’t want to have drunk blacked-out sex” said Hofland, “Just wait until the morning for some awesome morning sex.” (read more)
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Not if they are going out for the fish taco.
I've had some great drunk, damned near blacked-out sex.
Thank God.
Hello fellow republicans and fat old white men who hate women, gays and minorities.
How difficult is it to come to the realization that you are unfuckable and that you will never have sex because you are obese, unemployed, unattractive and gross?
That must be a little tough.
tits.
@Titus
The act has been old, trite and boring for a while.
Who said fags can't be bores?
None of the homos at Crate & Barrel were wearing shorts, even though today was hot and muggy.
Not part of the standard issue uniform, apparently.
There must be homo barbershops where it's simply understood and the guy doesn't have to sit in the barber's chair and say "give me the homo."
What was really peculiar -- disturbing in an Invasion of the Body Snatchers kind of way -- was how the young homo couples and the old homo couples were all dressed the same.
What a drag it is getting old, apparently.
To their credit, the young homos and the old homos were all slim with excellent posture.
They were at Crate & Barrel why, to pick out their china pattern for the bridal registry?
Probably so.
You know what would be win-win?
Set up one of those card tables out in front of a Crate & Barrel.
Kittens and puppies desperately in need of adoption.
Solicit donations for chihuahua rescue.
A slam dunk.
If a guy wears his sunglasses on top of his head, he's a fucking homo.
And I mean that in the "fucking asshole" sense, not in the "thrusting his penis in another guy's anus" sense.
Same thing if a guy hangs his sunglasses from his shirt cleavage. That's a full-on homo.
But while at Crate & Barrel, I saw a guy wearing his sunglassses on his head, backwards.
Never saw that before. And it didn't really look all that bad and I don't think he was a penis-thrusting homo. Wasn't wearing the uniform. Didn't have the regulation haircut. Had a woman with him of the type that has a vagina.
You learn something new every day.
Fully grown men who wear NFL jerseys to Home Depot on game day Sunday are homos.
Grow the fuck up, homo!
What are you, like, 8 years old?
"Duh, futtbal playrrrs arr my heeeeros."
"When i growz up, duh, Im gunna B a fut ball playar toos!"
"Duh."
He only wears the jersey because he beats his wife on Sunday night after his team loses. It is polyester so the bloodstains wash out easier. Just sayn'
That's why we have to fire the President of Home Depot.
I've had some great drunk, damned near blacked-out sex.
Thank God
Me too!!! Hallelujah!! In fact... I think that is why my husband and I (20 years now) managed to become married and stay that way.
Those were the days
No....really...what happened to living and learning? Are we such fragile snowflakes anymore?
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