Friday, March 21, 2014

I'm glad your dad is dead.


The old sign-swap.

I'm a terrible Christian, just terrible.

"Lord, please forgive my hateful thoughts. I cannot help it."  

Lord: "Okay"

7 comments:

Unknown said...

Good riddance.

Dude - Jesus did not approve of your obnoxious behavior. He told me.

edutcher said...

He bought it?

Well, nobody worked harder to have his death applauded since Godwin Alert.

bagoh20 said...

Oh oh! Someone is in for a big disappointment. "I'm sorry,... nope, I don't see your name here on the list."

President-Mom-Jeans said...

I really really hope some people picket his funeral, he certainly has pissed off a broad spectrum of the body politic.

Icepick said...

What I hadn't realized was that Phelps was a Democrat. Funny stuff.

Chip Ahoy said...

I think they're avoiding all that by not having a funeral. Nanner nanner nanner. Can't picket them.

That reminds me of the second joke my older brother told me. His version was longer, but it amounted to boys tricking a girl to climb a tree to see their underpants. The joke revolves around a discussion the girl has with her mother about the incident. It eluded me why that was desirable, therefore I was not capable of understanding the punchline, "The girl just laughed and laughed on reporting the incident. She got the boys first. She didn't wear any!"

See? She tricked them by not wearing any underpants. Ha ha ha ha. Good one, Barry, because that's worse. I did get that joke. Not like the "Jose, can you see? joke or the "you put sheets on my bed and i'll keel you joke" those two had to be explained. I'm such a dunce.

bagoh20 said...

I predict an impromptu urinal develops at his grave - NTTIAWWT.

No, I'm not a Christian, so I can say that.