Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Best Ever Opening Line In A Political Commercial.


22 comments:

ricpic said...

Grab 'em by the short hair, Joni!

bagoh20 said...

Hate speech. Sexist.

If you're gonna talk about castrating, then please include "controlling the purse strings" to keep it balanced.

ndspinelli said...

I would follow it up w/ a scene from Deliverance.

bagoh20 said...

It would have been cool if she was actually castrating some pigs while she talked.

ndspinelli said...

Few things in this world stink worse than a pig farm.

ndspinelli said...

Even fryin' bacon doesn't cut the smell.

bagoh20 said...

This is the kind sincere, honest, brain trust we elect out here in California.

Boxer thinks a boner can abort a fetus, and I swear I never even showed her mine

AllenS said...

That was pretty good.

Icepick said...

Whoa, there! That's not someone I want to vote for!

Christy said...

Howlingly funny. She grabbed my attention. Now she has the chance to grab votes.

chickelit said...

Boxer thinks a boner can abort a fetus, and I swear I never even showed her mine

That's Senator Boxer to you pal -- she worked hard for that title!

Michael Haz said...

Farmer, soldier, woman. Pretty good credentials for a congresswoman. I hope she wins.

She reminds me of Kristi Noem, farmer and rancher form South Dakota.

Trooper York said...

The progressives are going to line up to destroy her. A strong patriotic attractive conservative woman?

Andrew Sullivan will be sniffing around her uterus any day now.

Known Unknown said...

She's got that little too fakey-fakey politician-ness in her, but that's not a total dealbreaker.

Chip Ahoy said...

I hope she wins

Made me laugh outright. If you met a friend of mine your impulse might be to punch him.

One of his favorite air-headed nonsensical things he does with regularity is suddenly transform into a cartoon gay and point to an imaginary hat on your head and say to you, "Love your hat. Hope you win." As if you are in an imaginary drag contest in his cartoon version of a gay mind.

Then when you roll your eyes at that he responds, "Kisses on your opening." As if among actors concerned about an upcoming play.

My brother said later, "Man, some of your friends say some weird shit." And mentioned the bit described that he took surface meaning with nothing amusing behind it. I had to explain they were mostly all actors and at parties they're "on."

Titus said...

Was she on RuPaul's Drag Race last year?

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deborah said...

Good luck with cutting spending, Judi. I think 'make them squeal' was a bridge too far.

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JAL said...

@ Bags It would have been cool if she was actually castrating some pigs while she talked.

Yeah. Just like Sarah talking turkey with the executions occurring behind her. That was cool.

deborah said...

lol JAL that was amazing. Almost too perfect not to be a set-up (against her).

Titus said...

If she rolls around with pigs in shit and yells none of you farmers from Iowa, who are the are the biggest pigs in the sewer pen, are going to get any special subsidy welare farmer cahs from US government, then I send her 5kc