Saturday, September 28, 2013

Today on "Celebrity Severed Heads Roadshow"

Creative writing unit betamax3001 spontaneously generates a storyboard.




15 comments:

Chip Ahoy said...

Denise and Edwards are trannys

bagoh20 said...

This collaboration is the blog version of Rogers and Hammerstein, or Lennon and McCartney, Abbot and Costello, or Ren and Stimpy, Hollywood and Vine, or Pico and Sepulveda, Arm and Hammer, or lift and separate.

Awesome!

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

I think bags is saying a bait should be given a chance... or something.

Bags is usually very mysterious with his choice of words.

I'm Full of Soup said...

Betamax is a genius. This blog has a few genius commenters here.....Chip Ahoy, Bago, Pogo,maybe Palladian and a few of the legal eagles like Bender.

bagoh20 said...

Speaking of severed and otherwise under-utilized heads check this out:

People who have never heard of Obamacare

At first that seems a little hard to believe, at least the part about ever hearing the term, but it's true. They exist. I don't find it surprising at all that a lot of people don't know anything about it. I know many like that. They just don't want to know. It sounds complicated, so why even start learning about it. Besides the government only helps us on stuff like this. They would never cause a huge problem. They have experts and lots of people working on stuff, so I'm sure it will all be fine, whatever the hell it is.

I don't share the confidence since I've seen what's in it.

So now we have the "no information voter". That's nice.

bagoh20 said...

I'm just saying that Betamax and Chip Ahoy go together like video and cookies. Just add some weed and you're tripping, man.

bagoh20 said...

What an absolutely beautiful day here in Playa del Rey. Mid 70's clear and sunny with a nice breeze. Precisely perfect.

My computer and central hang out spot is at a counter in my kitchen right next to a big sliding door to the patio, and it's all windows. So on a day like this, I'm practically sitting outside with a great sunny view of nothing but open fields and trees to the ocean. The dogs are all lying about wonderfully content and unconscious. The Pandora is MC-ing Texas swing and the Blues, and life is good. Eventually, someday we all end up on Celebrity Severed Heads Roadshow as someones attempt to strike it rich. The only thing wrong with that is having no more days like this. Please after the show, mount my head facing west toward the Pacific.

Oh, and please wipe off my chin. Where were you raised, in a brothel?

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Email me a picture bags and Ill make a post of it... if you want.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Cruz will be cruzing at Meet the depressed tomorrow.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

Thomas From Kentucky is my hero.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

Now that is some funny photoshop.
Thanks for the sunshine.

It was a gorgeous day, alright. Perfect blue sky and everything is green. We never have a green September.

bagoh20 said...

Ok Lem,

I sent you some picks of how it looks here right now. Still about an hour and half till sunset, which will probably be awesome.

I pointed out my sliver of an ocean view. It's an ocean view if you're an eagle with binoculars.

Right now: 75 deg., no shirt, no shoes, and since I don't follow TOP any longer, shorts. I could use a servant, or maybe a Danish maid to pick up a few things around here. Strictly professional of course

bagoh20 said...

The Chris Mathews severed head looks authentic, and with a decent documented provenance, I would insure it for at least $11.95. Maybe have some of the defects repaired by a professional, but under no circumstances should you clean it. The pasty white patina is natural and increases the value for collectors.

I'm a little suspicious of the contrails emanating from the Sean Penn head. Could be a fake.

I'm Full of Soup said...

This meme will go viral in less than a week. Then we can only hope somebody who thinks he is being controlled by ELF will not try to do a real life re-enactment unless, of course, he only selects the celebrities we don't really like.

betamax3001 said...

Just Got Back From The Bar Watching the U-Dub Game: Chip, You Have Made My Day and Made My Night. Sincerely: Thank You.