The torture of shopping. For him not for her. "I'm outta here" would be a lot better strategy for him than bugging her with punning to relieve (barely) the boredom.
When, if you are foolish enough, you are a man "shopping" with a woman, wife, or a girl friend...my advice is to shut the flip up. Seriously. Why be-clown yourself?
They know you're an idiot who will run in and buy the first thing you see that you want, even if you don't need it. Men don't "shop" they just "buy" ... in the days when I once upon a time went to the local mall with Judi I could blow through there in 5 minutes...when she'd take and hour or two...but I knew to STFU. Women really are better than men at many things...this is one of them. Just admit it...it's not painful.
They're a pair. What's a pun without someone to shake their head in wonder or exasperation? Shopping at Ikea is deadly, the place is a well managed marketing trap for consumers focused on name recognition and appearance management. By playing with the names, he toys with the cache.
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Punitive measures
The puns are funny. The voice, however - eee. I'd shove an Ikea hotdog in his mouth.
The torture of shopping. For him not for her. "I'm outta here" would be a lot better strategy for him than bugging her with punning to relieve (barely) the boredom.
When, if you are foolish enough, you are a man "shopping" with a woman, wife, or a girl friend...my advice is to shut the flip up. Seriously. Why be-clown yourself?
They know you're an idiot who will run in and buy the first thing you see that you want, even if you don't need it. Men don't "shop" they just "buy" ... in the days when I once upon a time went to the local mall with Judi I could blow through there in 5 minutes...when she'd take and hour or two...but I knew to STFU. Women really are better than men at many things...this is one of them. Just admit it...it's not painful.
They're a pair. What's a pun without someone to shake their head in wonder or exasperation? Shopping at Ikea is deadly, the place is a well managed marketing trap for consumers focused on name recognition and appearance management. By playing with the names, he toys with the cache.
former gf: Our relationship has to be about more than laughing at jokes.
me: It does?
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