Ok well I might as well tell you .I was playing in a poker tournament last night and my finger fell off .someone took a video of it.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 14, 2014
Which is to say I probably should "work on that". In retrospect, the baseball steroid affair was bound to come out anyway, with or without Jose Canseco's big mouth. The sooner it happened, the better. I want to be as fair as I can when dealing with the things I care about... and eventually all things... not that I want to be fingered as a saint or anything.
Cutting back to Canseco's finger for a minute, however. How the heck does a finger "fall of" a guy?
This event, which Jose claims there is a video, must be the mother of metaphorical goodie releasing piñata of all time. Is Canseco giving us the finger or what?
Please, feel free to finger at will.
Before his rating on baseball, I remember Jose Canseco for a deep fly ball landing on his noggin and watching that highlight over and over until it was seared in my head.
One twitter I follow put it best for me when he said...
Jose Canseco You are a national treasure, sir.
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I can hardly wait until his pecker falls off.
Canseco pekersorouxs wrecks
I thought he shot his finger off. Or was that his ex girlfriends finger?
I read up on it. His reattached finger fell off.
He had probably glued it back on himself with some wet Skoal.
That explains it.
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